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Mar 13, 2003
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Ok now I don't know what the fuckin problem is with these hoes nowadays - but they need to shut the fuck up and know their place.

Every movie I see nowadays has the same fuckin thing - and I've only started noticing it in the past 2 years.

Ok so every movie (including Disney Animation) nowadays has to have a sex scene. It could be a remake of Peter Pan - and Wendy will give Peter a blow job while he fists her asshole.

Sex sells I realize that - but shit is getting uncalled for type wrong. This is how sex scenes in movies went from 1960-1999

1) Man and hoe sitting on couch, bed.
2) Kiss (which is pointless but anyway).
3) Start rubbing eachother's shoulders, maybe the man tries to take the slut's clothes off.
4) Depending on the movie's rating, the scene will either end or they will show full scale penetration.

Sex scenes don't advance the plot at all - so I don't see the point in adding explicit vulgarity. So now...this is how sex scenes go - and I blame an increase in sex starved women directors and producers:

1) Man and worthless whore sitting on couch, bed, playground in front of pre-school children, etc.
2) Instead of kissing - they just shove the tongue in eachothers faces. I was watching "We Were Soldiers" and dude was kissing his wife in a romantic moment - and the hoe right away just slid the tongue out of her mouth like an angry snake talking shit to a tourist. Man this was the 60's! I understand that nowadays people are just walking apes who fuck eachother and have no decency - but come on, this is a ROMANTIC scene - a heatfelt kiss would have gotten the point across nicely. But no, they want to show practically a close up of a saliva dripping dick slurping tongue shoved in somebody mouth.
3) Hoe grabs the penis. I don't know what it is - but Hollywood is obsessed - every single sex scene, even in something like Aladdin Returns to Save the Elderly - that the hoe has to grab at the penis, like it's the very last piece of Little Caesar's Crazy Bread left on the plate.

Red Dragon - had an emotionally charged scene with the killer sharing an odd embrace with a blind woman - the point of the scene was, shit I don't know the point. But the point was that the BLIND HOE (she's supposed to be BLIND) went RIGHT GRABBING AT THE PENIS. No kissing, no hugging, no petting, just boom - hi, GRAB THE PENIS.

I've scene movies ascribing penis grabbing behavior to hoes in the 1940's!! Look, women back then were scandalous - but they weren't the utter skanks we have nowadays - where you meet them, have conversation for 1 minute and then GRAB THE PENIS.

Anyway...maybe the scripts are being written by hard up hollywood hoes who have dream all day about grabbing a penis and shifting gears like Atari Pole Position - or maybe a bunch of virgins who have never fucked before and think that's how you have sex - the hoe grabs your hoo haa and then you bust.

I don't know but I'm tired of it - I can't even let my little cousins watch TV because they will have a scene on an After School Special - where two 9 year olds will share their first kiss BUT THEN THE CAMERA ZOOMS IN AND SHE GRABS THE PENIS.

What is with all this penis grabbing? If a hoe reached at my dick like that suddenly - I'd assume by default she was going for my wallet or something. Hoes can get slapped for dumb shit like that.
 
Nov 2, 2002
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@Willy Jones

lmao, Damn you must've been hurt real bad by some penis grabing gone bad. Plus you act like you're all conservative and shit and like sex should be kept in he privacy of 2 people in love and joined together in holy matrimony and not a big pimp (like me) and some stupid bitch.
 

BIG J

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Apr 26, 2002
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Some girl must've yanked your dick like it was an old rusty doorknob. And In Red Dragon It wasn't as graphic as you're makin' it out to be. You should be more worried about all the violent scenes in that movie, especially with the pieces of mirror in the victims eyes. I don't know about everyone else, But I wouldn't mind at all if a woman was talkin' to me for a minute and head right for the Dick, at least they're straight forward about it.
 
Jan 25, 2003
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Oyabun said:
@Willy Jones

lmao, Damn you must've been hurt real bad by some penis grabing gone bad. Plus you act like you're all conservative and shit and like sex should be kept in he privacy of 2 people in love and joined together in holy matrimony and not a big pimp (like me) and some stupid bitch.
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