Friday night postwhores
- Thread starter D-Rose
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Hah, thanks. This guy is a fucking doofus though. Bothers me all the time like "hows the sack comin along? we movin?" Yes, we're movin man. I can only push so many dubs and eighths on people. No one buys big anymore. But when i need to re-up hes nowhere to be found. Either ur serious about ur money or ur not. On top of it, he hasnt even trimmed all his shit!! Like he wants it to be a bonding experience...i have to go over there and sit down and trim it with him and make small talk. its like bruh this isnt pineapple express.
now that im celibate, im gonna tell you some amsterbation techniques.
we will start of with one technique for every friday, that way you can hone your technique for a week.
so, for this you will be needing to wear underwear.
now, you msut be laying down for this.
you want to pull one testicle nut and leave it hanging out of your underwear, like its a rag hanging out of your pocket.
the other testicle nut just leave in your udnerwear.
this nut effect will leave your balls diagonally across from each other and slightly off angled perpendicularly from your dick.
so now as you are going at it, and it might get a lil rough, so make sure you have the one nut hanging out not getting pinched. be comfortable as well as safe.
so as you are going through the motions, you want to with your other free hand - tug on your underwear, upwards - gently in the beginning, and then a litle harder as you are about to climax.
so you are ascending to your climax, and you are ready to unload, you fuckin tug on taht underwear upardly as hard as you can, but without hurting that one nut that is hanging.
if you do it right, you will have orgasmed with one nut, instead of two.
i have only tried this once in the past, so the results may vary, and im not resonsible if your nut that is hanging pops out of your scrotii.
next week, using caramel without hardening the caramel.
we will start of with one technique for every friday, that way you can hone your technique for a week.
so, for this you will be needing to wear underwear.
now, you msut be laying down for this.
you want to pull one testicle nut and leave it hanging out of your underwear, like its a rag hanging out of your pocket.
the other testicle nut just leave in your udnerwear.
this nut effect will leave your balls diagonally across from each other and slightly off angled perpendicularly from your dick.
so now as you are going at it, and it might get a lil rough, so make sure you have the one nut hanging out not getting pinched. be comfortable as well as safe.
so as you are going through the motions, you want to with your other free hand - tug on your underwear, upwards - gently in the beginning, and then a litle harder as you are about to climax.
so you are ascending to your climax, and you are ready to unload, you fuckin tug on taht underwear upardly as hard as you can, but without hurting that one nut that is hanging.
if you do it right, you will have orgasmed with one nut, instead of two.
i have only tried this once in the past, so the results may vary, and im not resonsible if your nut that is hanging pops out of your scrotii.
next week, using caramel without hardening the caramel.