FOOD POISONING

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Gas One

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#22
i hate raisins inside of things

raisins in bread .. raisins in meat ? ugh .. ive had to deal with it

this aint fuckin raisin bran 24 hour marathon and i aint goin out with page 7 on my head

i used to feel the same way about onions but i have grown to appreciate the onion and its many methods of preperation .. grilled on mines
yeah i hate raisin bread. but i fuck with raisin bran.

personally, i just dont like 'shit in my shit'.......

if i buy a doughnut its cuz i want a doughnut, i dont want fuckin mystery cream in the middle of my damn doughnut, or butterscoth or some weird shit, just pass me the fuckin plain glazed or twisty and were good
 

Defy

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#24
^^^LOL

Jiffy Cornbread mix


its the bomb pimp.
fixed!



having some off the wall ass shit in your cornbread.....and you wonder why you getting food poisoning......good gravy......if it ain't corn or bread I don't want it in my cornbread......and if it is corn then it better not be in corn form!
 

DubbC415

Mickey Fallon
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speaking of raisins and getting sick when i was 5 at some daycare, my mom put a 1 lb. box of raisins in my lunch, she put the whole box in cuz she ran out of baggies that day, i guess. Being 5 years old, and being taught to not throw food away, i thought i had to eat all the raisins, so i tried to. I felt sick as fuck after eating like 5 fat handfuls and tried to run to the bathroom, someone was in it, so i didnt know where to puke and blew chunks all over the table all the kids were eating at. The day care lady screamed her ass off at me.
 
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I woke today in cold sweat and all day I felt like shit til I puked a few times. I squeezed a lime in some gatorade threw a pack of Sal Andrews (some 3rd world country type alka seltzer) and felt better within minutes....
 
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dont know what i got it from... i think it was some of those 'fully cooked' tyson chicken wings that you just toss into the microwave or oven, i ate like 7 of them at a homies house and they were undermicrowaved

anyway it all hit me last night, was puking and shivering all night at work, puked so much i think i burst some blood vessels around my eyes theres all these little red spots. i was driving home yesterday morning and swore i mustve fainted very briefly at least 3 times, dont know how i didnt crash. soon as i got home i zonked out for 12 hours, lol, only waking up occassionally to throw up the slimey spit and blood that pooled in my stomach. here i am at work again, cant even hold down water or gatorade or pepto bismol, trying to drink ensure but cant even hold that down either.

fucking sucks man... ill be sitting all cool then my mouth starts salivating and i get to feeling cold and have to hit the toilet to retch again. i think im becoming dangerously dehydrated
 

x-loc

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#28
lol slimey green onions...that will do it....trust me..green onions can get you sick especially if there slimey..that means there old..thats bacteria growing on them.....basically like mold is what u were eating
 
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^^^LOL

Jiffy Cornbread mix
Jalapenos
Canned Corn
green onions.
and grated cheese

its the bomb pimp.
Damn bruh and u blamin shit on the gov? U gotta watch what u eat playa for real i had some hot chili i found at 7eleven the other day put that shit in some bread nigga i had flames comin out my ass no homo
 
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#33
That food poisoning aint no joke, I had it back in the 90's from Luckys. Ate a Turkey Sandwhich from the deli.

Then I had it New Years 2008, ate some mini-cheese burgers from Magic Johnsons TGIF (Fridays) off La Cienega in LA. I was FUGGED UP, 3 days striaght throwin up/shittin, nauseated, drinking hella gatorade to keep hydrated.
 

Joey

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#35
Food poisining is bullshit.....Before all that 5$ footlong shit...I ate a sandwhich from Subway (tuna) and that shit fucked me up, i didnt eat Tuna for about two years after that, i was scared of this shit.....Ive come around since, but i aint eating another tuna sandwhich from Subway ever agian.....

I dont eat pancakes much but during the holidays i found myself eating them twice....Once at Black Bear Diner and Once at Mimmis Caffe.....Lets just say..I aint eating pancakes no more......
 
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I got food poisoning from a carne asada burrito once, at work, i was in the bathroom on the floors tile on the fetal position moaning and shit..couldnt even drive myself home. i used to love carne asada burritos but that day pretty much ruined them for me.
I got the worst food poisoning of my life for 4 days from a carne asada burrito, throwing up everywhere with the worst diarrhea imaginable. I looked like an old cancer patient afterward I had lost so much, my face was all gaunt.

I seriously wanted to die. It was that bad. I just wanted someone to put me out of my misery.
 

Mike Manson

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#38
A guy from Germany came on a business trip to China two years ago and ate something wrong the first night. Pretty much stayed on the toilet in his hotel room the next three days and then left again. He got himself a mirror so he could watch TV while sitting on the toilet lol

I go to many restaurants and some of the places are fuckin filthy, but I only had problems once so far. I guess my stomach is now pretty used to that shit...
 

Premo

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#39
i got food poisoning from pad thai n shit .. i was freezing under the blanket .. i threw up hella orange noodles n shit .. it hurt like hell just to get up n go to the bathroom .. i had to psyche myself up mentally before i got up to do anything .. then people wanna have the air conditioner on and im like wtf are you tryna kill meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee