So i was mackin it on my lady and we got to messing around on da couch, she axed me if i would like some head so i says hell yea nigga bitch. When i pulled my anaconda out da shit had little nigga ass animals crawling on it dat looked like spiders. I was trippin, i tolds da nigga bitch to not trip cause i seens da movie arachnaphobia and deez spidas is harmless. So she started slurpin my shit like a 40 OE. We den got really hot and da bitch told me to do her in da booty, so i began forcing my shit in and da hoe was screaming, i gots tierd of hearing her so i pulled my shit out and i guess from da suction she shot a turd at me. Dis shit was nasty so i gots mad and took da shit and smeared it on her face giving her a mustache. Is it normal foe a bitch to shit afta you does her in da booty? Help a nigga.