Crazy Nicknames for Girls

[The Duke of Earl]

big bird

beef eater

lonnie loose long lips

chili beans

steel wool

smashly

shot gun face

 

[W0RM_Da_C0N]

this chick named jessica.. agent skully, skully wag, skullious.. self explanitory
marisol=mariskull
another jessica chick= the whore
a chick named big bird she was just hella big n fat
megan= TOM (teeth of mildew) had a fucked up grill looked green
some persian chick we called hook nose

 

[SMOKIELOCS]

I ALWAYS THOUGHT A SICK-ASS NAME FOR A FEMALE GANGSTER RAPPER IS, C-STAIN.LOL.

 

[TLALOC]

I know this bitch we used to call troll..... Nice ass body but couldn't get passed that troll looking face.. Ewwwwww

Also knew a big red and a girl we call shamu. Big ass whale of a girl


Oh yea forgot about a girl my homboy dboy calls buffalo butt..... LOL

 

[D-Rose]

There was a girl w/ ginormous jugs, we called her Juggernaut, rofl.

 

[L.D.S.]

We called this girl Trip Nip cuz she had three nipples.

I called my boy's wife sugar tits before he married her cuz she's a stripper and her favorite dance was Sugar by Trick Daddy.

 

[hella_numb]

Hairy or Crusty - This bitch had a mustache and hella facial hair (one time on a field trip we had the whole class in the bus chanting Hairy! Hairy! Hairy!, shit was comedy)

Boob Sweat - this hoe used to come back from PE and would have sweat marks on her shirt from her boob's sweating.

D-Bo - Mix of her last name

Splinter (her bf's last name was wood)

cant think of any atm ill come back later

 

[FUCK_U]

back in school we called this girl weiner bread cuz she deep throated a bread stick to practice suckin dick

 

[The Duke of Earl]

oh yeah , mach tre cuz bitch had a 5 o'clock shadow

 

[Gz up 415]

back in the day my boy n i called this one chick "spikey pubes" bc we both fucked with her at this party, not knowing that we both fucked with her until the end of the night when we were hella drunk talkin n i was tellin him the story n i was like "....but this bitch had some spikey ass pubes!" n my boy was like "same with the broad i was fuckin with!!!!!" took us another 10 min or so b4 our dumbasses realized it was the same girl. we didnt find out till about a year or so later...... turns out it was our other homeboys lil sister.... luckily he doesnt know

 

[Assassinator]

lol...we called a girl "the beast"/ "chubaca" cuz she had more facial hair than any guy we knew

 

[JAPE]

We use to call this girl Molly McButters and she thought it was cute and kept the name for a good 3 years till we told her we gave her that name cuz her teeth looked like they were layered with butter

 

[rising_tied]

We called this broad Tag Team cause she got fucked by two of my friends at the same time. Sometimes I had a hard time remembering her name cause it was always just Tag Team.

LOL we called a chick Train for almost the same reason.. I think it explains itself

 

[MRTHECOSE]

my wife went to high scholl with a girl they called? TEN POUND PUSSY. the story goes that she was wearing a short skirt with no underwear chillin on a bench and sum dudes video taped a close up of her snatch. and when the eatched it they said she had a big ass pussy. hence the name TEN POUND PUSSY!

 

[martin_07n]

Berkeley Farms

 

[lenbiasyayo]

we nameD this group OF girls the BUTTS
BUTT BREATH CAUSE HER BREATH STUNK
BUTT BODY CAUSE SHE WAS FAT
BUTT HEAD CAUSE HER HEAD WAS TINY
BUTT DOCTOR CAUSE SHE LIED AND SSAID SHE WAS IN SCHOOL FOR TO BE A DOCTOR

 

[lenbiasyayo]

SWAMP FOOT
BAYOU BEAVER
inner tube
mr ed

 

[W0RM_Da_C0N]

^^^lmao especially @ the butt girls

 

[SteadyMobbin]

We used to call this one girl "Big Drawz" My boy was dating her and she was pretty big almost 250... she left her big ass panties on his bed one time when i walked in his room to get something. Also "Big Drawz McGraw" "Tim McDrawz" "Young Draw" etc.

 

[B-San]

Sweet-Rice: The Asian Mami