OOOOOhhh, I have the best governator story, back in '95 I knew this girl from LA and she had gone to some private school back there and a lot of her classmates were helllllla rich and crazy, on some paris hilton shit when paris hilton was 10 years old, and this one girl who had just turned 18 was at some crazy hollywood party, and was kicking it with ahhhhnold, and I guess Maria wasn't around or something because arnold starts making out with this chick, and they go to some bedroom and this chick is sorta grossed out by this old guy, but its, Arnold so shes like 'well, interesting story' and carries on.
So shes making out with him and then Arnold goes: "Put your finger in my butthole".... and she's like 'ew, no way' and bounces. Ahahahahahahaha. I mean its a second-hand story but the girl that told me i've known for 10 years and she doesn't make stuff up.