ANY OF YOU PRACTICE "SANTERIA"???

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YOUNGNUTT

I'm so O.C.
Jul 9, 2002
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#1
MY GIRL HAS JUST RECENTLY OPENED HER EYES AND LEFT THE RELIGION TO WORSHIP GOD AND ONLY GOD!!!

I MYSELF BELEIVE THAT THIS RELIGION IS BAD NEWS AND EVIL!!!
I'VE BEEN DOING SOME READING UP ON THIS SUBJECT LATELY AND IT DOESN'T CHANGE MY THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS RELIGION.

SOME OF MY GIRLS FAMILY IS REALLY INTO THIS STUFF. HER AUNT IS SUPPOSE TO BE LIKE THIS HIGH PRIEST WITHIN THE RELIGION!!!

CHECC THIS....
MY GIRLFRIENDS AUNT ABSOLUTELY HATES ME FOR NO REASON AT ALL!!!
I HAVE NEVER HURT HER NEICE, AND THIS WOMAN KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT ME EXCEPT WHAT MY GIRL SAYS!!!
ONE NIGHT MY GIRL AND I WERE JUST CHILL'N' AT THE PAD, IT'S LIKE MIDNIGHT AND HER DRUNKEN AUNT COMES BARGING IN
(THEY LIVE IN THE SAME COMPLEX). THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME I WAS FACE TO FACE WITH THIS WOMAN!!!
SHE SITS DOWN AND STARTS TELLING ME SHIT!!! NOT TALKING TO ME, BUT TELLING ME SHIT LIKE "I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU TROY AND SAYING MY LAST NAME" "YOUR JUST A STEPPING STONE FOR MY NEICE" ETC. ETC. SHE'S JUST TALK'N' HELLA SHIT!!!
THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, SHE STARTS GROWLING AND HISSING, I LOOK AT MY GIRL AND SHE STARTS FIRING UP A CIGAR AND GETS A BOWL OF WATER IN SOME WEIRD LOOKING BOWL AND GIVES IT TO HER AUNT!!!
HER AUNTS FINGERS AND BODY STARTED CRINGING UP AND SHE STARTS TALK'N' SOME MUMBO JUMBO WITH THIS EVIL ASS LAUGH!!!
MY GIRL IS JUST IN THE CORNER STAYING QUIET!!!
I'M SIT'N' IN FRONT OF THIS LADY NOT SAYING ANYTHING, JUST WATCHING HER!!! SHE STARTS SMOKE'N' HER STOGEY AND LAUGHS ALL EVIL LIKE, SHE DRINKS THE WATER AND SPITS IT OUT ALL OVER THE LIVINGROOM FLOOR!!!

WE END UP HAVING TO TAKE HER BACK TO HER HOUSE WHERE HER HUSBAND WENT AND GOT ANOTHER HIGH PRIEST IN THE RELIGION TO BASICALLY DO A
EXORCISM!!! WE GO INTO THIS BACC ROOM OF THEIR APARTMENT WHERE THIS ROOM IS TOTALLY DEDICATED TO SANTERIA AND THERES A SANTERIA ALTER!!!

TO ME, SHE GOT POSSESSED BY SOME EVIL ASS SPIRIT, WHICH LED ME TO BELEIVE THAT THIS RELIGION IS BAD NEWS!!!

WHAT DO Y'ALL THINK???
 

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
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#5
I dont practice santeria
I aint got no crystal ball.
I had a million dollars but I,
I'd spend it all.
If I could find that heina and that sancho that shes found,
Well Id pop a cap in sancho and Id slap her down.
 

Defy

Cannabis Connoisseur
Jan 23, 2006
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#20
Nuttkase said:
I dont practice santeria
I aint got no crystal ball.
I had a million dollars but I,
I'd spend it all.
If I could find that heina and that sancho that shes found,
Well Id pop a cap in sancho and Id slap her down.
once I saw that this thread had replies I knew someone said these lines already....Good lookin on the video, I never saw it