Watch out for these new viruses!!!!

[BIG J]

This is very serious, so read it carefully. Several new
viruses
have been discovered and are wreaking havoc throughout the
national system. Beware of...

1. THE ALGORE Virus....(Causes your computer to just keep
counting and counting)

2. THE CLINTON Virus....(Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with
NO memory)

3. THE BOB DOLE (aka: VIAGRA) virus...(Makes a new hard
drive
out of an old floppy)

4. THE LEWINSKY Virus...(Sucks all the memory out of your
computer, then Emails everyone about what it did)

5. THE RONALD REAGAN Virus....(Saves your data, but forgets
where it is stored)

6. THE MIKE TYSON Virus....(Quits after two bytes)

7. THE OPRAH WINFREY Virus....(Your 300mb hard drive
shrinks
to 100mb, then slowly expands to restabilize around 200mb)

8. THE JACK KEVORKIAN Virus...(Deletes all old files)

9. THE ELLEN DEGENERES Virus...(Disks can no longer be
inserted)

10. THE PROZAC Virus...(Totally screws up your RAM, but
your
Processor doesn't care)

11. THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO Virus...(Only attacks minor files)

12. THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER Virus...(Terminates some
files,
leaves, but will be back)

- And my personal favorite...

13. THE LORENA BOBBITT Virus...(Reformats your hard drive
into
a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows)___

 

[RevoL]

haha you a foo

 

[BIG J]

I didn't make those up, a couple of those are pretty funny though

 

[Young Bull]

DAYUM!!!

Thats one main reason why I dont have no type of internet connection on my Macintosh computer. Imagine that sht, all the hard work you put in those beats GONE. wooooo, Id be hot.

How do you get viruses anyway??

 

[BIG J]

^ I had that happen once, From then on I've been backin' up all my shit.
There aren't as many Viruses targeted towards MAC's as there are PC's.