I started off early with beer. I was gettin buzzed so i went and bought a pint of Jack Daniels. So after i drank it pretty quick she (a thick rican girl) decided to match me in drinks. So we got out 2 bottles of Tequilla. I was like you want to challenge me, then here... i had poured 5 shots each in a row. Then i broke into Stoli shots. Then it was beer time again. Well (shes my girl and all, but i got to tell ya) she fell off the porch. Crashed thru the fence and landed face first on the cement. She was bleeding a bit, but by morning she was only real sore. I feel bad that i made all those shots, but i had to show her i meant business. At least she remembers that Tyson got knocked out too.
