IF PEOPLE CLIMB MT. EVERESTBECAUSE IT'S HARD TO DO,WHY DO THEY GO UP ON THE EASY SIDE?
HOW CAN IT BE A SPY SATELLITE WHEN THEY ANNOUNCE ON TV IT'S A SPY SATELLITE?
THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT IS TRUE.
THE ABOVE STATEMENT IS FALSE.
NO ONE WHO HAS EVER HAD "TAPS" PLAYED FOR THEM GOT TO HEAR IT
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT PEOPLE WHO HEAR VOICES IN THEIR HEADS THAT TELL THEM TO KILL PEOPLE AND THEY DO IT?IS THIS THE ONLY THING VOICES EVER TELL PARANOID GUYS TO DO,KILL PEOPLE?DOESN'T A VOICE EVER SAY"GO TAKE A SHIT ON THE SALAD BAR AT WENDY'S"?DOESN'T A VOICE TELL A GUY TO TAKE HIS DICK OUT ON THE MERRY-GO-ROUND?ACTUALLY,SOME GUYS DO TAKE THEIR DICK OUT ON THE MERRY-GO-ROUND.BUT USUALLY,IT'S THEIR OWN IDEA.
NEAR AS I CAN TELL,JACK SHIT AND DIDDLY-SQUAT ARE ROUGHLY THE SAME AMOUNT
I THINK HIGHWAYS SHOULD HAVE A BEER LANE...
I THINK PIMPS SHOULD HAVE AN EMPLYEE OF THE MONTH LIKE OTHER BUSINESSES HAVE.IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR MORALE.AND I'LL BET BLOW JOBS WOULD IMPROVE TOO
WHY DO THEY BOTHER CALLING IT "RAW SEWAGE"?
DO SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY COOK THAT STUFF?
THERE ARE 11 TEAMS IN THE BIG TEN
THERE IS NOW A STARBUCKS IN MY PANTS...
ITRIED TO GIVE UP HEROIN BUT MY EFFORTS WERE ALL IN VEIN.
EVERY SIX MINUTES IN THIS COUNTRY,THERE'S A RAPE IN THIS COUNTRY,AND BOY IS MY DICK SORE
THERE'S SOMETHING I LIKE ABOUT THE CLITORIS,BUT I CAN'T QUITE PUT MY FINGER ON IT...
YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH A GOOD BLOW JOB
YOU KNOW AN ODD FEELING?SITTING ON A TOILET EATING A CHOCOLATE BAR
MOST PEOPLE WITH LOW SELF ESTEEM HAVE EARNED IT
HOW CAN IT BE A SPY SATELLITE WHEN THEY ANNOUNCE ON TV IT'S A SPY SATELLITE?
THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT IS TRUE.
THE ABOVE STATEMENT IS FALSE.
NO ONE WHO HAS EVER HAD "TAPS" PLAYED FOR THEM GOT TO HEAR IT
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT PEOPLE WHO HEAR VOICES IN THEIR HEADS THAT TELL THEM TO KILL PEOPLE AND THEY DO IT?IS THIS THE ONLY THING VOICES EVER TELL PARANOID GUYS TO DO,KILL PEOPLE?DOESN'T A VOICE EVER SAY"GO TAKE A SHIT ON THE SALAD BAR AT WENDY'S"?DOESN'T A VOICE TELL A GUY TO TAKE HIS DICK OUT ON THE MERRY-GO-ROUND?ACTUALLY,SOME GUYS DO TAKE THEIR DICK OUT ON THE MERRY-GO-ROUND.BUT USUALLY,IT'S THEIR OWN IDEA.
NEAR AS I CAN TELL,JACK SHIT AND DIDDLY-SQUAT ARE ROUGHLY THE SAME AMOUNT
I THINK HIGHWAYS SHOULD HAVE A BEER LANE...
I THINK PIMPS SHOULD HAVE AN EMPLYEE OF THE MONTH LIKE OTHER BUSINESSES HAVE.IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR MORALE.AND I'LL BET BLOW JOBS WOULD IMPROVE TOO
WHY DO THEY BOTHER CALLING IT "RAW SEWAGE"?
DO SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY COOK THAT STUFF?
THERE ARE 11 TEAMS IN THE BIG TEN
THERE IS NOW A STARBUCKS IN MY PANTS...
ITRIED TO GIVE UP HEROIN BUT MY EFFORTS WERE ALL IN VEIN.
EVERY SIX MINUTES IN THIS COUNTRY,THERE'S A RAPE IN THIS COUNTRY,AND BOY IS MY DICK SORE
THERE'S SOMETHING I LIKE ABOUT THE CLITORIS,BUT I CAN'T QUITE PUT MY FINGER ON IT...
YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH A GOOD BLOW JOB
YOU KNOW AN ODD FEELING?SITTING ON A TOILET EATING A CHOCOLATE BAR
MOST PEOPLE WITH LOW SELF ESTEEM HAVE EARNED IT
