The "Chill for a Little" Class
1. If you have any money already wagered on any Winter Olympic Sporting Event, the H-O-R-S-E event, or you wagered on the Pro Bowl
2. If you saw a great highlight in any game and immediately check your Twitter Page to see other peoples' responses
3. If you wear a professional sports jersey to church
4. If you listen to the game on a pair of headsets while attending a sports event (personal pet peeve)
5. If you belong to a fantasy bowling, billiards, or volleyball league
6. If you and another person both tweeted about the same gross looking fat lady that you saw in the crowd
The Turn Off the TV for a Month Class
1. If you ever applied to try to Stump the Schwab
2. If you had to pay taxes on any of your fantasy winnings
3. If you looked at the pictures of Greg Oden's or George Hill's penis
4. If you can name the gold medalist male figure skater from the 2006 Olympics
5. If you tweeted a game analysis while attending a high school basketball game
6. If you parlayed the coin flip, National Anthem length, Gatorade color, and Thank You response (and won
The Creepy Sports Fan Class
1. If you have ever written to an athlete to tell them how they have changed your life and you're over 10 years old
2. If you bet on USA's Evan Lysacek to pull off a Quadruple Lutz next week (I swear to God I had to look up any name)
3. If you're still rocking a starter jacket or Michael Jordan #45 jersey
4. If you can't watch a sports event without Tweeting the whole time (especially when it's your favorite team)
5. If your whole source of income for the year is based of fantasy NASCAR winnings
6. If you're reading this contemplating if you belong in this category
1. If you have any money already wagered on any Winter Olympic Sporting Event, the H-O-R-S-E event, or you wagered on the Pro Bowl
2. If you saw a great highlight in any game and immediately check your Twitter Page to see other peoples' responses
3. If you wear a professional sports jersey to church
4. If you listen to the game on a pair of headsets while attending a sports event (personal pet peeve)
5. If you belong to a fantasy bowling, billiards, or volleyball league
6. If you and another person both tweeted about the same gross looking fat lady that you saw in the crowd
The Turn Off the TV for a Month Class
1. If you ever applied to try to Stump the Schwab
2. If you had to pay taxes on any of your fantasy winnings
3. If you looked at the pictures of Greg Oden's or George Hill's penis
4. If you can name the gold medalist male figure skater from the 2006 Olympics
5. If you tweeted a game analysis while attending a high school basketball game
6. If you parlayed the coin flip, National Anthem length, Gatorade color, and Thank You response (and won
The Creepy Sports Fan Class
1. If you have ever written to an athlete to tell them how they have changed your life and you're over 10 years old
2. If you bet on USA's Evan Lysacek to pull off a Quadruple Lutz next week (I swear to God I had to look up any name)
3. If you're still rocking a starter jacket or Michael Jordan #45 jersey
4. If you can't watch a sports event without Tweeting the whole time (especially when it's your favorite team)
5. If your whole source of income for the year is based of fantasy NASCAR winnings
6. If you're reading this contemplating if you belong in this category
