YOU MAY REMEMBER HER FROM THE MOVIE "NATIONAL SECURTIY" ...." IM BRITNEY!!!!" .... , BET'S COMIC VIEW, DEF COMEDY JAM
AND A NIGHT CLUB NEAR YOU....
SATURDAY NIGHT, I TALKED WITH HER AND SHE WAS LIKE WOULD YOU OPEN FOR ME?...I WAS LIKE "HELL YEAH"....THEY HAD THIS DUDE THAT DID SPOKEN WORD
SOME NERDY FUCK... HE GOT ON STAGE...ACTING ALL BOLD, HE THREW HIS NOTE BOOK DOWN ON THE FLOOR LIKE HE WAS THE SHIT "I GOT TEN VOLUMES WORTH OF THIS ...." AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
FUCKER FORGOT HIS LINES.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ACTING ALL BIG AND BAD...HE NEEDED TO BE MORE HUMBLE ABOUT THAT CHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ANYWAYS ALL THE COMEDIANS CEPT FOR ME WERE CLOWNIN HIM ALL NIGHT..."THIS NIGGA WITH THE UN SPOKEN WORD"...HAHAHAHAH DUDE I WOULD HAVE RAN AND NEVER COME BACK IF I WAS HIM
I OPENED TO LEAN BACK BY FAT JOE [NEXT WEEK I'MA OPEN TO CHINGO BLING'S OR THE FEDRATION'S "DONKEY"]
DID MY SET...THE OWNER TOLD ME TO KEEP IT TO ABOUT 5 MINS. SO I RESPECTED IT (I WAS NOT GONNA BITCH ABOUT OPENING FOR A MOVIE ACTOR THAT IS GONNA AMP MY DEAL)....I HAD EVERYONE GOING DONKEY BALLS.... IT WAS FUNN AND FELT GOOD TO HAVE EVERYONE EXCEPT AND ENJOY MY SET
I THANKED EVERYONE FOR COMING OUT AND THEN SHE HAD EVEERY ONE CRYING, STANDING UP AND FALLING OUT THEY CHAIRS....AND AFTER THE SHOW ME AND HER STOOD NEXT TO THE EXIT HER WITH HER AUTOGRAPHED CD'S FOR SALE AND ME WITH MY FLYERS FOR MY MONDAY NIGHT SHOW WE WHERE SHAKING HANDS AND TAKING PICTURES FOR FOLKS ....AFTER THAT THA BARTENDER GOT ME DRUNK (BOOZE ON THE HOUSE)...I DON'T DRINK SO U KNOW I WAS WAY OUT MY BODY....THE NEXT THING I KNOW I ENDED UP AT FUCKING BLACK BIKER GANG....UUH I MEAN "CLUB" AFTER HOURS SPOT TUCKED AWAY IN
SOUTH PARK ....IT WAS A GOOD NIGHT
TILL THE BARTENDER DROVE ME HOME AND WE GOT IN A BAD BUT NOT TOO BAD WRECK ....HIS FENDER WAS ALL WRAPED UP ....FUCKING RAIN
BUT I DIDN'T GET HOME TILL 7AM DRUNK OFF MY ASS (6 STRONG HENNY N COKES, 4 SKREWDRIVERS AND A GLASS OF WATER...TO NOT DEHYEDRATE TOO BAD HAHAHAHAAA)
AND ALL WET....
AS I LAYED THERE I THOUGHT TO MY SELF....I CAN'T WAIT TO DO THIS NEXT WEEK....
AND A NIGHT CLUB NEAR YOU....
SATURDAY NIGHT, I TALKED WITH HER AND SHE WAS LIKE WOULD YOU OPEN FOR ME?...I WAS LIKE "HELL YEAH"....THEY HAD THIS DUDE THAT DID SPOKEN WORD
SOME NERDY FUCK... HE GOT ON STAGE...ACTING ALL BOLD, HE THREW HIS NOTE BOOK DOWN ON THE FLOOR LIKE HE WAS THE SHIT "I GOT TEN VOLUMES WORTH OF THIS ...." AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
FUCKER FORGOT HIS LINES.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ACTING ALL BIG AND BAD...HE NEEDED TO BE MORE HUMBLE ABOUT THAT CHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ANYWAYS ALL THE COMEDIANS CEPT FOR ME WERE CLOWNIN HIM ALL NIGHT..."THIS NIGGA WITH THE UN SPOKEN WORD"...HAHAHAHAH DUDE I WOULD HAVE RAN AND NEVER COME BACK IF I WAS HIM
I OPENED TO LEAN BACK BY FAT JOE [NEXT WEEK I'MA OPEN TO CHINGO BLING'S OR THE FEDRATION'S "DONKEY"]
DID MY SET...THE OWNER TOLD ME TO KEEP IT TO ABOUT 5 MINS. SO I RESPECTED IT (I WAS NOT GONNA BITCH ABOUT OPENING FOR A MOVIE ACTOR THAT IS GONNA AMP MY DEAL)....I HAD EVERYONE GOING DONKEY BALLS.... IT WAS FUNN AND FELT GOOD TO HAVE EVERYONE EXCEPT AND ENJOY MY SET
I THANKED EVERYONE FOR COMING OUT AND THEN SHE HAD EVEERY ONE CRYING, STANDING UP AND FALLING OUT THEY CHAIRS....AND AFTER THE SHOW ME AND HER STOOD NEXT TO THE EXIT HER WITH HER AUTOGRAPHED CD'S FOR SALE AND ME WITH MY FLYERS FOR MY MONDAY NIGHT SHOW WE WHERE SHAKING HANDS AND TAKING PICTURES FOR FOLKS ....AFTER THAT THA BARTENDER GOT ME DRUNK (BOOZE ON THE HOUSE)...I DON'T DRINK SO U KNOW I WAS WAY OUT MY BODY....THE NEXT THING I KNOW I ENDED UP AT FUCKING BLACK BIKER GANG....UUH I MEAN "CLUB" AFTER HOURS SPOT TUCKED AWAY IN
SOUTH PARK ....IT WAS A GOOD NIGHT
TILL THE BARTENDER DROVE ME HOME AND WE GOT IN A BAD BUT NOT TOO BAD WRECK ....HIS FENDER WAS ALL WRAPED UP ....FUCKING RAIN
BUT I DIDN'T GET HOME TILL 7AM DRUNK OFF MY ASS (6 STRONG HENNY N COKES, 4 SKREWDRIVERS AND A GLASS OF WATER...TO NOT DEHYEDRATE TOO BAD HAHAHAHAAA)
AND ALL WET....
AS I LAYED THERE I THOUGHT TO MY SELF....I CAN'T WAIT TO DO THIS NEXT WEEK....
