Salt

[ColdBlooded]

I just saw this. Im sitting in another theater waiting for another movie to start. Anyway Salt was fucking terrible. If i were watching at home id probably have turned it off accept for the reason i stayed in the theater . . . it was funny it was so bad and in a pathetic way too. I stuck around to see how bad it would get. I actually laughed out loud it was so bad. I give it a .5 out of 5 and point five only because it was so bad that it managed to get me interested in seeing the rest of the horror that was the unbelievable crap fest called SALT.

 

[iaoish]

Never heard of it but this review kind of make me want to watch it though.
What movie are you waiting for now?

 

[iaoish]

dubbele...

 

[nightstalka]

did angelina jolie expoze her tiddies in it?

 

[Count_Slapula]

The trailer looked horrible....what did you expect

 

[Cheaptimes]

did angelina jolie expoze her tiddies in it?

That was 1 thing you use to be able to always count on with her, then she won the damn oscar...

 

[fillyacup]

so no angelina areolas, breh?

that trailer looked down right horrible. that stupid wall flip she did was stupidly stupid

 

[ColdBlooded]

what did you expect

For it to be at least Mr. & Ms. Smith.

To clarify for everyone. I did not pay to see the movie, it was second on my agenda as part of my day long movie marathon at the theater.

Inception in Imax was the first film I saw of the day and the only one I paid for.

I had already seen Predators so Salt it was.


ALSO - if any of you for some strange reason read the Chicago Tribute movie reviews STOP. They gave Salt 3 stars which is the same they gave to inception. I don't know which is more generous the gracious over exageration of giving Salt 3 stars or the HUGE ass rape that it is to give Inception the same star rating as Salt.

 

[Count_Slapula]

For it to be at least Mr. & Ms. Smith.

True

 

[VENOM]

In no way shape or form was I interested in Salt.

 

[menlohog]

I watched it and I really thought I was gona see at least some Angelina side boob. For me it wasn't terrible but somewhat exaggerated in some parts.

 

[Cropsy]

i seriously thought you were talking about salt on the popcorn at the theater or somethin. never heard of it tho.