Round 1: ovarbmu Vs. Preach

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Apr 25, 2002
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#1
One verse a piece.
No biting.
Dick riding votes will not count.
5-0 = KO
Verses due Thursday, July 28th by 10:00PM West Coast time.
If you do not post by then you will forfeit.
Votes due by Sunday, July 31st by Midnight.

A no-show results in a forfeit and the no-show's opponent will advance, as long as he posts a verse before the deadline.

Good luck.
 
Mar 26, 2005
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#2
let's go it's about time to take down this muthafucka
they call this nigga preach so he's already a sucka
he chicken like mrs. winters they call homie clucker
hangin out with wacko jacko brotha fruitier than smuckers
i got a rap jock strap that'll hold my big nuts up
this nigga freeballin like contestents at the rucker
i'll come to your altar and preach the rap truth
you shittier than a toilet when you step in the booth
i slam thugs you a goddamn lame scrub
people wouldn't buy your shit for half off at sams club
fuck whatever you write im prepared to sever your pipe
like a crazy plumber lady that just realized she's dyke
come to your show it's me when the lights go off
leave your ugly and useless like fatal's microphone
come on verses are due by 10 pm western time
but i'll give you some more to come up with your molester rhyme

*edit* my comp has been fucked up. it's still actin' weird so i don't know how far i'll advance