Round 1: JLMACN Vs. ||D|||\/|||D

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FATAL NYGHTMARE

FATAL NYGHTMARE

Sicc OG
#1
Apr 25, 2002
9,595
5
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#1
One verse a piece.
No biting.
Dick riding votes will not count.
5-0 = KO
Verses due Thursday, July 28th by 10:00PM West Coast time.
If you do not post by then you will forfeit.
Votes due by Sunday, July 31st by Midnight.

A no-show results in a forfeit and the no-show's opponent will advance, as long as he posts a verse before the deadline.

Good luck.
 
JLMACN

JLMACN

JLMACN
#2
Aug 26, 2002
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#2
Here we go…

Im a retire this dude, his flow is like a hoes pussy that queefs/
Nothing but air, when I lyrically smack him wit my meat/
Pimp is too weak ~ couldn’t handle me if he was ‘Hot Sauce’/
Im swingin ‘punches’ that’ll knock ya block off/
and don’t take me lightly ~ im ‘shootin’ slugs at you and all I hear is ‘swoosh’ like nikes/
cause they hittin dude precisely ~ matter fact don’t even post a rhyme, iv already won, aight-‘P’/
forgive me folks, im tossin-the-trash ~ only way he could be me is if he starts knockin-off-raps/
this dude is good for laughs~filmin himself in action/
need I say more? He was groovin like mike jackson.......

JLMACN

Something quick….
Hope it is good enough..

5000
 
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Member
#7
May 19, 2005
59
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#7
Just like that -*SNAP*- I'm back
Into-the-room-here-I-come-a-||D|||\/|||D-steppin'
JLMACN? -*SLAP*- and that's that,
Introduce-him-to-doom-with-my-lyrical-weapon
What's with the name, JL? Why you try bitin' LL?
You sure ain't MACN, and the "J" oughta-be-on-the-end
You need love, you just fell, Cause when I ||D|||\/|||D-rock the bells
FACT: ain't-no-way-that-you-can-fake-or-pretend
You've been clowned, ||D|||\/|||D-slapped down, got KO'd-in-the-first-round,
What-I'm-wonderin'-is-can-you-tell-us-why, son?
Why you-layin'-down, hittin'-the-ground,
Droppin'-like-Jenny-Craig's-crew-drops-5-pounds
You must be tryin' to be like your idol, ol' Mike Tyson
You ain't all that smart, so what did ya do?
Spend-your-whole-allowance-just-to-buy-you-a-clue?
You shoulda spent-all-that-cash-with Vanna, fool manchu
Cause your-name-could-certainly-use-a-vowel, or, maybe two
So, in conclusion, here's what happened:
JLMACN got-major-contusions when I verbally attacked him
When I ||D|||\/|||D-slapped him, confusion set in
Jacked-his-dreams-&-delusions-with-lyrical-armageddon
Next time you tryin' to harm me, JLMACN,
Wear full-body-armor-and-be-strapped-and-packin'
Two king-sized mattresses: One-up-front-one-on-ya-backend,
Cause you-won't-stop-all-the-bleedin'-with-your-sanitary-napkin.
 
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Member
#13
May 19, 2005
59
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#13
ovarbmu said:
i don't mean to brag but if that's all u bring to the next round pimp and it's me and you, it's game over dude.

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I don't think you did any bragging there^^, technically. I am going to agree with you on one point, though: if it's you and I in the next round, kobi, it's definately game over, man.... game over. but please, don't be a no show if that is how it goes down.... at least try to match wits wit me. I know, I know.... you're thinking to yourself, "now how the hell am I gonna match wits with ||D|||\/|||D.... it'd be like me on a moped trying to race ||D|||\/|||D on his bicycle...." but hey, look at it this way, son: if you show up for the battle, if nothing else, you'll learn what it is to be beaten badly, and that's something everyone oughta experience at least once. gives you understanding and appreciation of what a good ass-whipping is all about, which in turn does the same for when you start being the ass-whipper instead of the ass-whippee. ya feel me? well, you will, my young liege.... count on that. :classic:
 
Rob S4

Rob S4

Sicc OG
#16
Oct 14, 2004
2,782
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#16
Pimp Came tight but this is what got it for me.

Im swingin ‘punches’ that’ll knock ya block off/
and don’t take me lightly ~ im ‘shootin’ slugs at you and all I hear is ‘swoosh’ like nikes/
cause they hittin dude precisely ~ matter fact don’t even post a rhyme, iv

That line was tight so I give it to JL
 
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