Astronomers have detected what could be the "Greatest Party" on earth.
It's goin down tonight @ Chop Suey by astronomers and has been given the name "Life of a Back-up Singer" Concert.
Observations show it measures about 550+ humans Partyinnng their socks off.
Astronomers now say they have evidence that Sonny Bonoho has its own style, although this needs to be confirmed, by you and only you.
Cut to chase__________.
TONIGHT*TONIGHT*TONIGHT*TONIGHT*TONIGHT*TONIGHT*TONIGHT
APRIL 26*APRIL 26*APRIL 26*APRIL 26*APRIL 26*APRIL 26*APRIL 26
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*CHOP SUEY*CHOP SUEY*CHOP SUEY*CHOP SUEY*CHOP SUEY*
************DOOR OPEN 9PM**********
*HOSTED BY BYRDIE*
*DJ D'LEMMA OF X-104.5FM*
ALSO PERFORMING::
*PLAYBOY TRE OF GA DURT(YOU HEARD HIM ON THE LIL JON'S CRUNK JUICE & E-40 'MY GHETTO REPORT CARDALBUM)*
*WILLIE WILL (SEA)*BROKIN SILENCE(BOISE)*
*PETTY-P(SEA)*MOUFF(NJ)...
SPONSOR BY:YUKATAN MEXICAN FAMILY RESTAURANT, EIJAZ, 2050 ENT, SYSTOLE ENT, GA DURT ENT, SET EM' ENT, & ACE DYNASTY PROD.