seriously... i was a cute baby.... i was the "Sears Baby" for Sears Portrait Studios all across the country... It was 1983, and Kieth Hernandez was playing for the Cardinals. I got my picture taken wearing a Kieth Hernandez baby jersey... i was featured in stores all across the country... then i grew up and got ugly....
iv'e just always been this good lookin...
i aint postin no pix, so y'all have to belive me, hah hah...
i was on t.v. at a zoo (i was like4) when i got cought up in a pengin parade, lol...
the black & white muhfukkaz moshed me!