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Aug 26, 2002
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#13
. Right now, we
> have one guy saying one
> thing. Then the other guy says something else. Who
> to believe. Let us see,
> have I got this straight?
>
> Clinton awards Halliburton no-bid contract in
> Yugoslavia - good... Bush
> awards Halliburton a open bid contract in Iraq -
> bad...
>
> Clinton spends 77 billion on war in Serbia - good..
> Bush spends 87 billion
> in Iraq - bad...
>
> Clinton imposes regime change in Serbia - good...
> Bush imposes regime change
> in Iraq - bad...
>
> Clinton bombs Christian Serbs on behalf of Muslim
> Albanian terrorists-
> good... Bush liberates 25 million from a genocidal
> dictator - bad...
>
> Clinton bombs Chinese embassy - good... >Bush bombs
> terrorist camps - bad...
>
> Clinton commits felonies while in office - good...
> Bush lands on aircraft
> carrier in jumpsuit - bad...
>
> No mass graves found in Serbia - good... No WMD
> found Iraq in mas quantities
> - bad...
>
> Stock market crashes in 2000 under Clinton -
> good...Economy on upswing under
> Bush - bad...
>
> Clinton refuses to take custody of Bin Laden 1
> 0atatcks on US interests-
> good...World Trade Centers fall under Bush - bad...
>
> Clinton says Saddam has nukes - good...Bush says
> Saddam has nukes - bad...
>
> Clinton calls for regime change in Iraq and gets
> democrat approval -
> good...Bush imposes that regime change in Iraq -
> bad...
>
> Terrorist training in Afghanistan under Clinton
> unabted - good... Bush
> destroys training camps in Afghanistan - bad...
>
> Milosevic not yet convicted - good... Saddam turned
> over for trial - bad...
>
> Ahh, it's so confusing!
>
> Every year an independent tax watchdog group
> analyzes the average tax burden
> >on Americans, and then calculates the "Tax Freedom
> Day". This is the day after
> which the money you earn goes to you, not the
> government. This year, tax
> freedom day was April 11th. That's the earliest it
> has been since 1991. It's
> latest day ever was May 2nd, which occurred in 2000.
> Notice anything special
> about those dates?
>
> Recently, John Kerry gave a speech in which he
> claimed Americans are
> actually paying more taxes under Bush, despite the
> tax cuts. He gave no
> explanation and provided no data for this claim.
>
> Another interesting fact: Both George Bush and John
> Kerry are wealthy men.
> Bush owns only one home, his ranch in Texas. Kerry
> owns four mansions, all
> worth several million dollars. (His ski resort home
> in Idaho is an old barn
> brought over from Europe in pieces. Not your average
> A-frame).
>
> Bush paid $250,000 in taxes this year; Kerry paid
> $90,000. Does that sound
> right? The man who wants to raise your taxes
> obviously has figured out a way
> to avoid paying his own.




.......good!!! GO BUSH!!

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shep

Sicc OG
Oct 2, 2002
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#15
These are things you have to believe to vote for Bush this election:

Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.

Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multinational corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.

Jesus loves you and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.

The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.

HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.

A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.

Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.

The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's cocaine conviction is none of our business.

Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and you need our prayers for your recovery.

You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt.

What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.

Friends don't let friends vote for George W.