I found this song put out by our very favorite Aussie, Lejo_Broke. I can't upload it from here but I do have the lyrics for you guys.
RYDIN' BROKE - LEJO_BROKE
Spoken intro: YO! Mothafuckin' Australia up in this dingo, ya heard? This goes out to all you rida's out there... If you ain't bumpin my shit, let me know how to fix it better so I can run with your crew too.... come on man! Let me be your friend.
Lyrics:
(uh...uh...yeah...check...check
Let me get a little gain on the mike
So it sounds like I have balls)
Uh huh... yeah... come on
You can't fuck wit me
Nigga
I cop off B-R-O-K-E
Nigga
If you like to drink
I got the liquor
If you got a new disc
I'm coppin that shit quicka
"Hey, what ya wearin' there mate?"
Tell me where to get that shit what to like
And I'll be straight
Chorus:
Cuz I'm ridin' Broke style
On all ya balls
Yeah Rydin Broke style
Stall to stall in my local mall
Broke style
"What ya buyin' mate? I'll take one of 'em all!"
Broke style
On all ya dicks
Before I put it to my lips
And sip what you spit
Awrit?
That's right playa
I'm ridin' broke and I swing too
If ya chica ain't around
I can service you and ya whole crew
"Yo Tech come to my town"
I got much love nigga,
I'll give you the straight reach-around
I like my eyes brown
Always lube around to make sure you fit
When yo juice emits
Ain't none hit the ground
Cuz I pound the cum
If I ain't you then I ain't noone
If you MS-13, or you a blood
"Don't worry gangsta"
I wear your color
If you're a juggalo
I'm down with the juggla
You down wit' Jay-Z?
I'm Mrs. Fuckin' H.o.v.a.
Chorus:
Cuz I'm ridin' Broke style
On all ya balls
Yeah Rydin Broke style
Stall to stall in my local mall
Broke style
"What ya buyin' mate? I'll take one of 'em all!"
Broke style
On all ya dicks
Before I put it to my lips
And sip what you spit
Awrit?
J-L-M-A-C-N
know that kat from way back when
Way back when I signed up for the siccness
Step to him
I come up wit' the quickness
Unless you're MasZive
Then no complain I'm passive
This kids the shit
Step to him and I'll bring it
Except for Heat
Keep yo feet off his street
Before I spring my heat
Ya hit the concrete
Before my clip is complete
No sheet
But not if you're... well whoeva
If you got nuts Ima ride 'em foreva
If you like light
I'm light as a featha'
If you like hard
Then Slipknot foreva
Everyone loves me
Cuz I'm a pretenda
Taste like chamelion(sp)
Change like the weatha
No motherfuckin' bullshit mothafucka's...
Chorus:
Cuz I'm ridin' Broke style
On all ya balls
Yeah Rydin Broke style
Stall to stall in my local mall
Broke style
"What ya buyin' mate? I'll take one of 'em all!"
Broke style
On all ya dicks
Before I put it to my lips
And sip what you spit
Awrit?
**************
Before you bother, it's a joke. I did it in 10 minutes and NO, I'm not a fuckin' rapper so if my lyrics are weak you can shove them up your ass and maybe the smell will make them stronger.
RYDIN' BROKE - LEJO_BROKE
Spoken intro: YO! Mothafuckin' Australia up in this dingo, ya heard? This goes out to all you rida's out there... If you ain't bumpin my shit, let me know how to fix it better so I can run with your crew too.... come on man! Let me be your friend.
Lyrics:
(uh...uh...yeah...check...check
Let me get a little gain on the mike
So it sounds like I have balls)
Uh huh... yeah... come on
You can't fuck wit me
Nigga
I cop off B-R-O-K-E
Nigga
If you like to drink
I got the liquor
If you got a new disc
I'm coppin that shit quicka
"Hey, what ya wearin' there mate?"
Tell me where to get that shit what to like
And I'll be straight
Chorus:
Cuz I'm ridin' Broke style
On all ya balls
Yeah Rydin Broke style
Stall to stall in my local mall
Broke style
"What ya buyin' mate? I'll take one of 'em all!"
Broke style
On all ya dicks
Before I put it to my lips
And sip what you spit
Awrit?
That's right playa
I'm ridin' broke and I swing too
If ya chica ain't around
I can service you and ya whole crew
"Yo Tech come to my town"
I got much love nigga,
I'll give you the straight reach-around
I like my eyes brown
Always lube around to make sure you fit
When yo juice emits
Ain't none hit the ground
Cuz I pound the cum
If I ain't you then I ain't noone
If you MS-13, or you a blood
"Don't worry gangsta"
I wear your color
If you're a juggalo
I'm down with the juggla
You down wit' Jay-Z?
I'm Mrs. Fuckin' H.o.v.a.
Chorus:
Cuz I'm ridin' Broke style
On all ya balls
Yeah Rydin Broke style
Stall to stall in my local mall
Broke style
"What ya buyin' mate? I'll take one of 'em all!"
Broke style
On all ya dicks
Before I put it to my lips
And sip what you spit
Awrit?
J-L-M-A-C-N
know that kat from way back when
Way back when I signed up for the siccness
Step to him
I come up wit' the quickness
Unless you're MasZive
Then no complain I'm passive
This kids the shit
Step to him and I'll bring it
Except for Heat
Keep yo feet off his street
Before I spring my heat
Ya hit the concrete
Before my clip is complete
No sheet
But not if you're... well whoeva
If you got nuts Ima ride 'em foreva
If you like light
I'm light as a featha'
If you like hard
Then Slipknot foreva
Everyone loves me
Cuz I'm a pretenda
Taste like chamelion(sp)
Change like the weatha
No motherfuckin' bullshit mothafucka's...
Chorus:
Cuz I'm ridin' Broke style
On all ya balls
Yeah Rydin Broke style
Stall to stall in my local mall
Broke style
"What ya buyin' mate? I'll take one of 'em all!"
Broke style
On all ya dicks
Before I put it to my lips
And sip what you spit
Awrit?
**************
Before you bother, it's a joke. I did it in 10 minutes and NO, I'm not a fuckin' rapper so if my lyrics are weak you can shove them up your ass and maybe the smell will make them stronger.
