My boss last night started drinking early. Upstairs he was talking with my homeboy about jail. then they start ripping on each other and hes like (at my homie David) "So what, did you take it up the ass a lot?" And Davids like "No, thats a disgrace to my culture, were not like that" So my boss says "Well its all guys up here, do you want to get in a circle and do a cirlce jerk?" And my boys like "Fuck you, why dont we all circle you and you give us all head" And it goes on and on til my boss is saying "come on... you know you like p.p.!" LMAO
later when my boss is wasted, we get off work and go across the street, and proir to that he was arguing with this guy at our bar. So sure enough the other guy is at this bar and my boss keeps talking shit and talking shit. then he says to me "GET READY) and then tells this guy that his familly and kids are dogs, and he should go home and fuck them all. so this guy rushes my boss and we all jump in and stools and tables are getting kocked over... MY FIRST BAR FIGHT! and it ends sort of quick with me choking someone and almost getting my face bashed into a corner of the bar. So then it ends for now and dood leaves. So i told my boss id ride him home.
Take him home while he passes out (3:30am) and when we get to his place he shakes our hands and then tells David "Ohhh, your heads always bald... whats up with you bald kids." and starts play punching him. Davids like "whatever... get off me." and my boss grabs his head (and in the funniest voice a 40year old man can make) says "Why dont you put your head near my P.P." I was laughing so hard, and he keeps pulling at his head and all i see are arms flying around til David shuts the door and our boss is trying to tell us something so David opens the door smashing boss's fingers in the hinge, and then our boss grabs him again and tries to push his head into his "pp". LAMO it was so fuckin funny im lauging right now.
Then we left and davids like "Hes a trip..." im like YEP. laughing. David says "Thats our boss" And i laughed so fuckin hard, cause this guy is for real always a trip. Its hard to realize hes our boss even tho he pays us.
later when my boss is wasted, we get off work and go across the street, and proir to that he was arguing with this guy at our bar. So sure enough the other guy is at this bar and my boss keeps talking shit and talking shit. then he says to me "GET READY) and then tells this guy that his familly and kids are dogs, and he should go home and fuck them all. so this guy rushes my boss and we all jump in and stools and tables are getting kocked over... MY FIRST BAR FIGHT! and it ends sort of quick with me choking someone and almost getting my face bashed into a corner of the bar. So then it ends for now and dood leaves. So i told my boss id ride him home.
Take him home while he passes out (3:30am) and when we get to his place he shakes our hands and then tells David "Ohhh, your heads always bald... whats up with you bald kids." and starts play punching him. Davids like "whatever... get off me." and my boss grabs his head (and in the funniest voice a 40year old man can make) says "Why dont you put your head near my P.P." I was laughing so hard, and he keeps pulling at his head and all i see are arms flying around til David shuts the door and our boss is trying to tell us something so David opens the door smashing boss's fingers in the hinge, and then our boss grabs him again and tries to push his head into his "pp". LAMO it was so fuckin funny im lauging right now.
Then we left and davids like "Hes a trip..." im like YEP. laughing. David says "Thats our boss" And i laughed so fuckin hard, cause this guy is for real always a trip. Its hard to realize hes our boss even tho he pays us.
