Damn, it's good to be a man!
- You never have to drive to another gas station because "this one's too
Icky".
- Your last name stays put.
- The garage is yours.
- Wedding plans just take care of themselves.
- Chocolate is just another snack.
- You can wear a white t-shirt to a water park.
- Car mechanics tell you the truth.
- You don't give a rats ass if someone notices your new haircut.
- The world is your urinal.
- Same work...more pay.
- Wrinkles add character.
- Wedding dress: $5000, Tux rental: $100.
- People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.
- The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
- New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet.
- Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything
different?".
- You're in one mood, all the damn time.
- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
- You know stuff about tanks.
- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
- You can open all your own jars.
- Dry cleaners don't rob you blind.
- You can leave the hotel bed unmade.
- You can kill your own food.
- You get extra credit for the slightest bit of thoughtfulness.
- If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be
your friend.
- Your underwear only costs $8.95 for a 3 pack.
- If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
- Everything on your face stays its original color.
- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
- You don't have to clean your apartment if the maid is coming.
- You can quietly watch a game with a buddy for hours without thinking
"He must be mad at me."
- You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
- You are not expected to know the names of more than 5 colors.
- You don't have to stop and think which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
- The same hairstyle lasts for years--maybe decades.
- You don't have to shave below your neck.
- One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
- You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
- You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 45
minutes.
Damn, it's good to be a man!!
- You never have to drive to another gas station because "this one's too
Icky".
- Your last name stays put.
- The garage is yours.
- Wedding plans just take care of themselves.
- Chocolate is just another snack.
- You can wear a white t-shirt to a water park.
- Car mechanics tell you the truth.
- You don't give a rats ass if someone notices your new haircut.
- The world is your urinal.
- Same work...more pay.
- Wrinkles add character.
- Wedding dress: $5000, Tux rental: $100.
- People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.
- The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
- New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet.
- Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything
different?".
- You're in one mood, all the damn time.
- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
- You know stuff about tanks.
- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
- You can open all your own jars.
- Dry cleaners don't rob you blind.
- You can leave the hotel bed unmade.
- You can kill your own food.
- You get extra credit for the slightest bit of thoughtfulness.
- If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be
your friend.
- Your underwear only costs $8.95 for a 3 pack.
- If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
- Everything on your face stays its original color.
- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
- You don't have to clean your apartment if the maid is coming.
- You can quietly watch a game with a buddy for hours without thinking
"He must be mad at me."
- You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
- You are not expected to know the names of more than 5 colors.
- You don't have to stop and think which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
- The same hairstyle lasts for years--maybe decades.
- You don't have to shave below your neck.
- One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
- You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
- You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 45
minutes.
Damn, it's good to be a man!!
