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Apr 25, 2002
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1. I got a drug test in 2 weeks. Been smoking 3 days a week for six months. whats gonna help me pass? how can I cheat? anyone know the exact procdures fo a company drug test?
 

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water, water, water. that always worked for me. And cranberry juice. My homey took some Niacin pills, and his shit was clean. Just don't take too many, he took like 6 and said it felt like his stomache was burning, lol.....
 
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damn i feely you playboy ive had this problem many times i dunno wtf they even test for weed but they dont give a fuck how much you drink outsida work.

you got 2 weeks though ? shiit thats plenty a time, just dont smoke for the next 2 weeks and drink hella water thats it, my last drug test i smoked 5days prior to the test and i still passed cause i just drink hella water in 5 days and worked out alot, so if you got 2 whole weeks your pretty safe i woulndt even stress, buy a lil bottle of water and just refill it like 3 for 4 times a day and theyll be thinkin you never smoked weed in your life
 
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hey man u can keep smoking thats no problem all u have 2 take is something called certo u can find it at any grocery store its a jelly for food . its cheap it cost about 4 dollars... just 2 hrs b4 the drug test get a gallon of water poor a pouch in the water stir it and drink it its hella nasty so drink it fast and u are good up to 4 hrs and just keep drinking water and your piss will come out clear... it is 100% accurate.
 
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im telling you man, dont pay for none of that shit...just dont smoke for 2weeks and drink water....you really wanna risk not passing a test with all this shit you can buy...not smokin and water is the full proof way.i never been rejected for my piss being too diluted , if i did id tell them well wtf do you expect i drank hella water so i would have to take a leak for you guys, but i wouldnt trip ive had over 30!! yes 30 drug test and ive allways used water and ive never failed a test
 

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Eastbay_Love said:
im telling you man, dont pay for none of that shit...just dont smoke for 2weeks and drink water....you really wanna risk not passing a test with all this shit you can buy...not smokin and water is the full proof way.i never been rejected for my piss being too diluted , if i did id tell them well wtf do you expect i drank hella water so i would have to take a leak for you guys, but i wouldnt trip ive had over 30!! yes 30 drug test and ive allways used water and ive never failed a test
AGREED...WHY SPEND LIKE 40 BUCS FOR SOME DRINK, WHEN WATER IS FREE?...ABA
 
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MaddDogg said:
1. I got a drug test in 2 weeks. Been smoking 3 days a week for six months. whats gonna help me pass? how can I cheat? anyone know the exact procdures fo a company drug test?
Try this.......quit smoking

Whats more important, your money or being high for a while?