Ghetto ass baby names

[MissLady]

I got this from kthxbi.com. Shit is funnay. Feel free to add ur own.

Ghetto aZZ Baby Namez

Girl Names:


10. Shawntae/Shauntay/Shauntae
9. Mercedes/Mursaydees
8. Damita/Davita/Dashita/Dagita
7. Alexus/Alexis
6. Brianna/Breanna/Bri'annuh
5. Jasmine/Jazzmyne/Jazzmen
4. Latoya/Letoya/La'toya/Toya
3. Tasha/Tashia/Tosha
2. Kesha/Keshia/Keisha/LaKeisha/LaKesha/Lakesha
DRUM ROLL PLEASE....AND THE NUMBER ONE GIRL GHETTO BABY NAME IS...

1. Daddy's name + a, i.e. Rolanda, Jordana, Michaela, Malika, Damona, Justina, Erica


BOY NAMES:


10. Damon/Da'mon
9. Juwan
8. Leonardo/Michelangelo/Donatello/Raphael
7. Michael
6. Chris (not Christopher, just Chris)
5. Will (not William, just Will)
4. Eric
3. Jermaine
2. Marcus
DRUM ROLL PLEASE...AND THE NUMBER ONE BOY GHETTO NAME IS...
1. Le/La/De/Da + name, i.e. LaMarcus, LeJuan, LaDonnovan, DaWill, DaCurtis, etc. Please stop the madness!


To Add:
Shaniqua, Shevonda, LaShaQuaneta, Aqanetta, Daniqua, Sherika, Johnasia, Latiqua, Nemisha, TaNita... etc... etc
Dontrell, Montreal, Lil Pookie, Jonair, TT... etc.. etc

 

[Deep Thought]

10. Shawntae/Shauntay/Shauntae - The homie's daughter's name
9. Mercedes/Mursaydees - My lil cousin's name
8. Damita/Davita/Dashita/Dagita - Got a homegirl named "Davina"
7. Alexus/Alexis - My lil cousin's name
6. Brianna/Breanna/Bri'annuh
5. Jasmine/Jazzmyne/Jazzmen
4. Latoya/Letoya/La'toya/Toya
3. Tasha/Tashia/Tosha - Got an ex named Tasha
2. Kesha/Keshia/Keisha/LaKeisha/LaKesha/Lakesha I know too many of these
DRUM ROLL PLEASE....AND THE NUMBER ONE GIRL GHETTO BABY NAME IS...

1. Daddy's name + a, i.e. Rolanda, Jordana, Michaela, Malika (I know one), Damona, Justina, Erica (I know one)


BOY NAMES:


10. Damon/Da'mon - Got a homie named Damon
9. Juwan
8. Leonardo/Michelangelo/Donatello/Raphael
7. Michael - This is ghetto?
6. Chris (not Christopher, just Chris) - Got a uncle Chris
5. Will (not William, just Will)
4. Eric - This is ghetto?
3. Jermaine - My lil brother's name
2. Marcus - This is ghetto?
DRUM ROLL PLEASE...AND THE NUMBER ONE BOY GHETTO NAME IS...
1. Le/La/De/Da + name, i.e. LaMarcus, LeJuan (My cousin's name), LaDonnovan, DaWill, DaCurtis, etc. Please stop the madness!


To Add:
Shaniqua, Shevonda, LaShaQuaneta, Aqanetta, Daniqua, Sherika (I know one), Johnasia, Latiqua, Nemisha, TaNita... etc... etc
Dontrell, Montreal, Lil Pookie, Jonair, TT... etc.. etc

P.S.
I got a lil cousin named Sha-quay-la.