Funny shit to give to kids on haloween

[Sneak]

What some of the shit yall gave to kids....

I gotta stay and pass out candy this year so I think imma throw in some cans of tuna or something:devious: :devious:

 

[MeloTrauma]

- used condoms
- broken glass
- ciggerettes
- jello shooters
- a bong rip
- razor blades
- M-1000s
- rat poison
- extacsy pills
- shrooms
- fudge squares baked with my shit in it
- thumbtacks embedded in candy
- dirty syringes
- soiled undies
- pornography
- enema kits
- spent douchebags

Theres some other shit Ive got lined up...its gonna be a happy Holloween on my block this year!!!!

 

[UGT]

yeah and it get a lot of prison time too
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Buy E Cigarette

 

[BIG J]

^LMAO!
Just blow weed smoke at all the trick or treaters

 

[UGT]

i wud of kick sum 1s ass or did sumthin to there house if they gave a can of tuna probaly open it and throw it at there house or on there car
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CreamMyPussy cam

 

[titus775]

- used condoms
- broken glass
- ciggerettes
- jello shooters
- a bong rip
- razor blades
- M-1000s
- rat poison
- extacsy pills
- shrooms
- fudge squares baked with my shit in it
- thumbtacks embedded in candy
- dirty syringes
- soiled undies
- pornography
- enema kits
- spent douchebags

Theres some other shit Ive got lined up...its gonna be a happy Holloween on my block this year!!!!

LMFAOROTF...

 

[FastLane/S::G]

gerbil shit in discarded marijuana baggies

 

[RAVAGE]

bible saying on sticky note pads

 

[MeloTrauma]

The best is when people arent home and they leave a bowl of candy on the doorstep with a sign saying "Please Take One"... man we use to take all the fucking candy, AND THE FUCKIN BOWL AS WELL

 

[FastLane/S::G]

The best is when people arent home and they leave a bowl of candy on the doorstep with a sign saying "Please Take One"... man we use to take all the fucking candy, AND THE FUCKIN BOWL AS WELL

haha yup

one time some fool did that, and the bowl was filled with Reese's Peanut Butter Cups....... and I LOVED those muthafukas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so i took the whole damn thing

 

[YunG VenoM]

- used condoms
- broken glass
- ciggerettes
- jello shooters
- a bong rip
- razor blades
- M-1000s
- rat poison
- extacsy pills
- shrooms
- fudge squares baked with my shit in it
- thumbtacks embedded in candy
- dirty syringes
- soiled undies
- pornography
- enema kits
- spent douchebags

Theres some other shit Ive got lined up...its gonna be a happy Holloween on my block this year!!!!

You know damn well you aint never handed non of that shit out.......If you did some of that shit I woulda pulled a ADAM SANDLER BIG DADDY ON YOU........Ran in ya crib took ya ROLEX......Some CD"s........PUNCHED you in ya JAW and said FUCC OFF

 

[MeloTrauma]

You know damn well you aint never handed non of that shit out.......If you did some of that shit I woulda pulled a ADAM SANDLER BIG DADDY ON YOU........Ran in ya crib took ya ROLEX......Some CD"s........PUNCHED you in ya JAW and said FUCC OFF

Yeah come on over...I'll introduce you to my lil homie Mr Mossberg... he'll hollow out your skull real nice like a jack O lantern, ya feel?...trik or treat mutha fucka

Oh, by the way, its a Tag Hauer...I wish I had a Rolex

 

[Deep Thought]

I got a gold 1,300 dollar Tag'. Although I busted the set knob off and haven't had it fixed yet.

 

[AdolfOliverBush]

When they say 'Trick-or-Treat' do a magic "trick" instead of giving them a "treat".

 

[Unregistered]

AdolfOliverBush, some guy did that once. He was dressed like a clown, did a magic trick, and said, "there's your trick." All the kids just stood there looking at him waiting for their candy. I didn't think he was serious, but he was because we got no candy from him.
I remember getting shit like oranges, cans of sodas, whole candy bars, peanuts, lots of Tootsie Rolls (which I disliked at the time), and candy from last year's Halloween (or Christmas... or Valentine's day)... and a "trick."