ARRESTED FOR FARTING

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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1121083gas1.html

NOVEMBER 21--A 12-year-old Florida student was arrested earlier this month after he "deliberately passed gas to disrupt the class," according to police. The child, who was also accused of shutting off the computers of classmates at Stuart's Spectrum Jr./Sr. High School, was busted November 4 for disruption of a school function. A Martin County Sheriff's Office report, a copy of which you'll find below, notes that the 4' 11" offender admitted that he "continually disrupted his classroom environment by breaking wind and shutting off several computers." The boy, whose name was redacted from the police report released today, was turned over to his mother following the arrest. The young perp turned 13 on November 15
 
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"Two days later in municiple court
Kilo g on trial cold cut a fart
Distruption of a court, said the judge
On a six year sentence my man didn’t budge
Bailiff came over to turn him in
Kilo g looked up and gave a grin
He yelled out fire!, then came suzi
The bitch came in with a sub-machine uzi
Police shot the bitch but didn’t hurt her
Both up state for attempted murder" ~ Eazy E