Anyone ever jack off and nut on youself.....

[T.A.GUERRERO]

I HOPE ALL THESE POSTS WERE DRUG INDUCED AND YA'LL DONT SAY SHIT LIKE THIS NORMALLY

I don't do drugs ...I'm just not just all there! lol

 

[Deep Thought]

a girl wackin you off is HORRIBLE.. they have no idea what they are doing.. i would rather get head your trippin

Sure, I'd rather get head too, but I've had a few chicks that were pretty good at it. Well, at least good enough anyway.

 

[anomie1.com]

no....i usually have a wad of toilet paper or towel on hand ready.....but every now and then it eludes me and over-shoots and hits something random.

 

[jay deuce]

I hate when you are gettin some good head and the bitch acts like shes all about swallowing but when it comes down to it, she doesn't. She gets one little taste and then shes outtie just to let that shit get all over you. Thats weak shit.

 

[Smitty]

a girl wackin you off is HORRIBLE.. they have no idea what they are doing.. i would rather get head your trippin

Fa sho.

 

[tan]

anybody ever been caught pleasuring oneself like the first scene in American Pie?

 

[TONY206]

anybody ever been caught pleasuring oneself like the first scene in American Pie?

nope never, been doin this shit 4 about 4 years now and have never got caught, been pretty close tho

 

[STRETCH]

lol@this post

 

[T.A.GUERRERO]

anybody ever been caught pleasuring oneself like the first scene in American Pie?

lmao...I remember years ago when I was in my teens...I would take pages from porn magazines and sneek them into the bathroom with me b4 I took a shower...This is when I was still living with my mom...I can't believe I did this..but I left my clothes in the bathroom after I was done..and my moms took them 2 wash....shes comes back inside the appartment with the porn and asks ..whos was it...the rest of my fam just looks around..and I said it was mine..so I took it back..and put it under my bed that shit happen twice -lol

 

[mR.SiPpYGeTiPpY]

anyone ever been in a predicament where it looks like you've been havin a good ol twang of the wrist? Thats the worst one, cos you know you're innocent!
Damn thats happened to me too much, and when theres a bitch wid me it looks 2 shady! Fuck that, at least theres a bit of pride there when theres a girl in the room wit u!

 

[andrenicky9]

this shits fucked up...grab a tissue next time

 

[T.A.GUERRERO]

lol