A question about my Lawn.

[Mac Jesus]

The grass has been hella brown lately, does anyone have any ideas on how I can get greener grass?

 

[Likwid]

You need to adjust your phosphorus levels.

 

[fillyacup]

first you need some sand..

 

[Mac Jesus]

I heard Nitrogen and Potassium would also be helpful is that true? I'm kind of new to all this grass business.

 

[Ethereal]

Just photoshop it green.

 

[4SidedLie]

Do you have a pet? it might be urine stains if its spots of brown
other wise water water water and sand sand sand will do the trick in that same order and dosage

 

[fillyacup]

mexicans

 

[fillyacup]

and if you are mexican take your damn cars off the lawn

 

[Ethereal]

Mac Jesus have you tried Scotts Turf Builder Plus? I kept seeing commercials for it and had to try it for myself. Surprisingly it does the trick. It's a little more expensive than the generic shit but lawn care is serious business and anything short of the best is simply a waste of time.

Make sure you get the "Plus" as it has other qualities such as weed control.

 

[Mac Jesus]

Seriously I think I'm going to pick some up. Cost is of no importance.

Lawn care is no laughing matter, this is serious business.

 

[Meta4iCAL]

Mac Jesus have you tried Scotts Turf Builder Plus? I kept seeing commercials for it and had to try it for myself. Surprisingly it does the trick. It's a little more expensive than the generic shit but lawn care is serious business and anything short of the best is simply a waste of time.

Make sure you get the "Plus" as it has other qualities such as weed control.

when I used to work in the garden department I used to always recommend that shit to people

fuck man... there was some other shit that works hella good to green your lawn... I hella forget what it's called though

I worked there like over 4 years ago... and I smoked a lot of weed then... so I kind of forget hella shit... I used to know way more about lawns

 

[Mac Jesus]

Meta4iCAL your knowledge about lawns and gardens will increase exponentially with this new forum

 

[Meta4iCAL]

yeah, but unfortunately I can't remember shit about them, lol

I'm hella trying to recall stuff I used to know... it will come back to me!

I hope to regain my prior knowledge and more!