MeatySausageDik

" So what I got a meaty oversized Hickory Farms product of a cock. I was born with it, you envy it. Really you shouldnt be jealous, its not as fun as you think it would be. Every ten paces I gotta stop and rest on my cock as if it were a kick-stand, and thats not to speak of the testi-balls that seem to have a severe case of Elephantitis. When I run, I just go in circles because my dick and balls have a preferential tendency to swing left like a bad golf shot." - Who else.