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BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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Wouldn't it be better to pump the jars with really rich pure oxygen, and advertise that first inhale as your selling point. Say something like "bottled in the crisp pure air of xDesirableLocation", show a hot woman "closing pure air" into a jar with some beautiful backdrop; your factory is indeed in the fresh air of xDesirableLocation, you aren't false advertising. They open that jar and are flooded with euphoria taking that deep pure hit of oxygen, get hooked


Shit my ideas way better im stealing this shit
 

BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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I've only had strawberry, watermelon, peach. Peach was the best, probably wont buy strawberry or watermelon again though, would rather buy those little gas station strawberry puff things for strawberry or some jolly ranchers for watermelon, not to say they're bad but you know, calories and all that gotta make them count lol
 

BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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They try and be like stoner friendly or something and make those purposely weird commercials but you can tell it's just weird to be weird and no ones really actually dropping acid or in the depths of some kind of depravity and coming up with crazy ass shit. Pretty much