took a girl out friday didnt go as i planned

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jmacc916

jmacc916

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cheeto said:
i know im fat n stuff

i can understand tho because im so fuckin fat of course she miss me u know? lol jk

ima fat dude and i like fat bitches matter fact i love fat bitches

i didnt want people to see 2 fat people going to eat lol

she had a big ass back lol it was light weight a turn off

she hella fat now n stuff nshit lol

why this bitch hella kissed me goodnight and i was like fuuuuuuck! my potnas bout to be hella clowning so i didnt wanna b an asshole so i kissed her
and of course everybody was clownin but fuck it

we had stopped at 711 to get candy to take in the movie and she ate that shit before the fuckin movie even started!
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So in summary, you are an obese, unhealthy, simp for a fatass rolly polly bitch.

People like you and your fat bitch with a back the size of africa(literally) are whats giving this country a bad name...

Instead of sittin on your ass on the net all day braggin about how fat and unhealthy you and your sloppy bitches are, why dont you get out and walk, run, exercise, shit do something. Lose a couple hundred pounds and you might actually be able to see your feet again, and you might get some attention from bitches who weigh less than 300 lbs and dont have a back the size of a fucking continent.
 
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jmacc916 said:
So in summary, you are an obese, unhealthy, simp for a fatass rolly polly bitch.

People like you and your fat bitch with a back the size of africa(literally) are whats giving this country a bad name...

Instead of sittin on your ass on the net all day braggin about how fat and unhealthy you and your sloppy bitches are, why dont you get out and walk, run, exercise, shit do something. Lose a couple hundred pounds and you might actually be able to see your feet again, and you might get some attention from bitches who weigh less than 300 lbs and dont have a back the size of a fucking continent.
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DAT NIGGA TAZZ

DAT NIGGA TAZZ

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jmacc916 said:
So in summary, you are an obese, unhealthy, simp for a fatass rolly polly bitch.

People like you and your fat bitch with a back the size of africa(literally) are whats giving this country a bad name...

Instead of sittin on your ass on the net all day braggin about how fat and unhealthy you and your sloppy bitches are, why dont you get out and walk, run, exercise, shit do something. Lose a couple hundred pounds and you might actually be able to see your feet again, and you might get some attention from bitches who weigh less than 300 lbs and dont have a back the size of a fucking continent.
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Lol how does cheeto having fat sex give america a bad name? Lmaooo
 
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jmacc916 said:
So in summary, you are an obese, unhealthy, simp for a fatass rolly polly bitch.

People like you and your fat bitch with a back the size of africa(literally) are whats giving this country a bad name...

Instead of sittin on your ass on the net all day braggin about how fat and unhealthy you and your sloppy bitches are, why dont you get out and walk, run, exercise, shit do something. Lose a couple hundred pounds and you might actually be able to see your feet again, and you might get some attention from bitches who weigh less than 300 lbs and dont have a back the size of a fucking continent.
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Atleast he doesn't send pictures of his weiner to other men, faggot
 
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DAT NIGGA TAZZ

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I Pukokeki Ioulo Momu said:
I have said this before...

tightest pussy i ever had? she was 5'10" 160. I only could pump about 3 times without busting.

Loosest pussy ever had? 5'2" 100...was a gymnast. I could fist her with ease.
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Hahaha how did that come about?

"Im going to see how loose your vagina is by sticking my hand in it. So just kick back"
 
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RED HEAD STEVE said:
SOME OF THE BEST PUSSY I HAVE EVER HAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE HAVE BELONGED TO SOME BBW'S....I REMEMBER BEING AT THE HOUSE ONE TIME WITH MY EX-GIRL AND HER BIG HOMEGIRL....WE ENDED UP PLAYING TRUTH, DARE, AND DIRTY DARE....AND WHEN IT WAS MY TURN TO TO DARE THE LADIES....I DARED MYSELF TO SHOVE MY FACE INTO THERE PINOCHA'S AND IT WAS ON AND POPPIN....AFTER ABOUT 10 MINUTES OF EATING PINOCHA'S....I FUCKED MY EX-GIRL FIRST....BUT THEN I PUT MYSELF INTO HER BBW HOMEGIRL....AND LET ME TELL YOU GUYS....IT WAS ONE THE HOTTEST....WETTEST PUSSYS I EVER BEEN IN....I HAD TO PULL OUT AND PUT ON AN EXTRA CONDOM ON TOP OF THE ONE I HAD ON BECAUSE THE WARMTH AND CONTRACTIONS WERE GOING RIGHT THROUGH THE LAYERS OF THE CONDOM AND I DIDNT WANT TO BUST TO SOON. BBW'S HAVE BOMB PUSSY AND ALOT OF THEM KNOW HOW TO FUCK AND ALSO HAVE REALLY STRONG CONTRACTIONS. BBW'S SEEM TO KNOW THERE BODY MORE THAN NOT....THERE ARE ONLY TWO KINDS OF BBW'S....THE BBW THAT WILL JUST LAY THERE AND THE BBW THAT WILL BE REALLY INTO IT AND WILL FOAM UP THE BASE OF YOUR PEPPER WITH THAT LAVA PUSSY. I GOT NOTHING BUT LOVE FOR SOME BBW'S...REAL TALK.
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Hell yeah, ain't nothin' better than a big girl's diabeetus pussu :lick:
 
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I put this on both my parents ashes that this is a true story...

I went to school with a girl who wore a prosthetic leg.

I ran into her later on in life and she was looking pretty hot. Nice body, nice tiddies, petite short blonde white chick.

We got to talking and stayed in contact. A few weeks later I ended up hitting it. Yes, I did. It was rather odd to say the least, but that didn't stop me from getting my Deuce Bigalow on.

She already had a few kids, but that was seriously one of the tightest pieces of pussu I've had.


 
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RED HEAD STEVE said:
IT WAS ONE THE HOTTEST....WETTEST PUSSYS I EVER BEEN IN....I HAD TO PULL OUT AND PUT ON AN EXTRA CONDOM ON TOP OF THE ONE I HAD ON BECAUSE THE WARMTH AND CONTRACTIONS WERE GOING RIGHT THROUGH THE LAYERS OF THE CONDOM AND I DIDNT WANT TO BUST TO SOON. BBW'S HAVE BOMB PUSSY AND ALOT OF THEM KNOW HOW TO FUCK AND ALSO HAVE REALLY STRONG CONTRACTIONS. BBW'S SEEM TO KNOW THERE BODY MORE THAN NOT....THERE ARE ONLY TWO KINDS OF BBW'S....THE BBW THAT WILL JUST LAY THERE AND THE BBW THAT WILL BE REALLY INTO IT AND WILL FOAM UP THE BASE OF YOUR PEPPER WITH THAT LAVA PUSSY. I GOT NOTHING BUT LOVE FOR SOME BBW'S...REAL TALK.
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It aint ever been said better, breh.

GOLF CLAP.
 
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Gemini said:
I put this on both my parents ashes that this is a true story...

I went to school with a girl who wore a prosthetic leg.

I ran into her later on in life and she was looking pretty hot. Nice body, nice tiddies, petite short blonde white chick.

We got to talking and stayed in contact. A few weeks later I ended up hitting it. Yes, I did. It was rather odd to say the least, but that didn't stop me from getting my Deuce Bigalow on.

She already had a few kids, but that was seriously one of the tightest pieces of pussu I've had.


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internet-high-five, breh!

I'd of done that same shit, ....thats one for the books!

Thats a story for the ole grandchildren!
 
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lol...fat bitches always eat more food than me. i was in subway at walmart the other day and got 2 foot longs because i was hungry as fuck. seen some fat bitch with a moustache on a scooter order 4 sandwiches and eat all of them within 20 minutes. her arms were on wolfman status with like a years worth of hair growth on them
 
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short said:
lol...fat bitches always eat more food than me. i was in subway at walmart the other day and got 2 foot longs because i was hungry as fuck. seen some fat bitch with a moustache on a scooter order 4 sandwiches and eat all of them within 20 minutes. her arms were on wolfman status with like a years worth of hair growth on them
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U.S.A.

 
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jmacc916

jmacc916

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DAT NIGGA TAZZ said:
Lol how does cheeto having fat sex give america a bad name? Lmaooo
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I was referring to the abundance of overweight, unhealthy, sloppy ass people in our country. I dont give a damn about what morbidly obese chics that fat bastard fucks, but when you start bragging to the world how fat you are and how fat your lady is and you're still eating mcdonalds and dominoes on the daily, there is a problem there...



anthonyy said:
Atleast he doesn't send pictures of his weiner to other men, faggot
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^^Your statement is 100% false and lacks any proof to the contrary. You're just as pathetic as the fat fuck and his canadian groupies when it comes to making shit up. Go hit your meth pipe and think of some more outlandish lies you lame lil bastard
 
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