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Defy

Cannabis Connoisseur
Jan 23, 2006
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Why you hanging with animal cops bruh?

I found out today he actually does have some police powers. Like he can write tickets and detain people. He can get a gun too, but then he would have to take random ua's. It actually sounds like a kinda cool job. Now I'll prepare myself for the onslaught of posts calling me a snitch or cop.
 

Cut-Throat

Bob Pimp MOBBEN!!!
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Haha. When he first got the job I used to call dispatch all the time and report crazy animal shit to fuck with him. "Maam I just saw a 12 foot alligator licking a trash can on 3rd street" no matter how stupid they were he would have to respond and go check on them.
Hahahahahahaha.... I'd prop this post 10 times if i could.