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SouthernComfort

SouthernComfort

Rest In Peace
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Lol I remember in like 5th grade this Asian girl was absent for like 2 weeks. When she came back she said she was making top ramen and spilled the boiling water on her. She was in the hospital for a few days. She had had some gross burn marks on her neck. She didn't speak very good English, but I asked her out. We held hands for a few days but kids kept making fun of her burnt neck, so I dropped her.
 
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NiNe2FiVe

NiNe2FiVe

Sicc OG
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SouthernComfort said:
Lol I remember in like 5th grade this Asian girl was absent for like 2 weeks. When she came back she said she was making top ramen and spilled the boiling water on her. She was in the hospital for a few days. She had had some gross burn marks on her neck. She didn't speak very good English, but I asked her out. We held hands for a few days but kids kept making fun of her burnt neck, so I dropped her.
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Good call.
 
ALL BOUT CHICKEN

ALL BOUT CHICKEN

Allez Les Bleus 🌟🌟
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Ne Obliviscaris

Ne Obliviscaris

RIP Cut-Throat and SoCo
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About 15 years ago I was drunk off my ass and stumbled home to this ghetto ass apartment I was living in in portland. I was starving and way too poor at that point in my life to order food, so I decided I'd cook myself an egg sammich. I didn't have any butter, so I just poured some oil in a pan and went and turned on the tv and grabbed a drink while it heated up. I come back and not only was the temp on the oil way high, but I had like 10 times the amount I needed in the pan. So I go to pour some off and spill that shit all over my right sock which instantly melted to my foot. I was drunk enough It didn't hurt that bad, but I couldnt get the sock off so I said fuck it and passed out. Woke up in the morning and the whole top of my foot was fucked. I spent the next 6 months walking around in fuzzy slippers with a cane.

cool story bro.

I think I have pics somewhere, lemme see if I can dig them up.
 
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