Ever Been Caught Looking @ Porn By Your Parents?
- Thread starter Hyfeeboy
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alrite like all those before me i've never been caught but have had some close ones. Been caught gettin it in tho. Anyways on a liteweight related note i had a friend in jr. high that used to beat it wit butter! Yes Butter, he would put it in da microwave to melt it a lil 1st. I don't know why but that always stood wit me. I used to think man if u get pimples from eating greasy ass shit then dis fool must got a pimply ass shlong.
In hopes of starting a side thread from this already CLASSIC one: the most fucced up shit that i've ever done to someone was at the same jr. high. ok so Tower Records used to sell this liquid candy spray bottle shit called Vipers anyways there was this bitch that i couldnt stand, thinking she was hella smart and a kiss ass and shit to da teacher. So i had my viper wit me went to da bathroom on a pass, dumped out the little bit of liquid vip i had left and hurried up and busted a fat oowee goowee one into da bottle then waited til da next passing period and sprayed dat bitch in da face wit my teenage man boy juice. I got her good too, it was all in her eyes and hair and drippin off her chin.
In hopes of starting a side thread from this already CLASSIC one: the most fucced up shit that i've ever done to someone was at the same jr. high. ok so Tower Records used to sell this liquid candy spray bottle shit called Vipers anyways there was this bitch that i couldnt stand, thinking she was hella smart and a kiss ass and shit to da teacher. So i had my viper wit me went to da bathroom on a pass, dumped out the little bit of liquid vip i had left and hurried up and busted a fat oowee goowee one into da bottle then waited til da next passing period and sprayed dat bitch in da face wit my teenage man boy juice. I got her good too, it was all in her eyes and hair and drippin off her chin.
Isnt that a serious offense? cum is like blood.. I think its a bioharzard! oh well, I dont know the bitch.
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On the same note, also a lock up story.
Dont beat off with icy hot. One of my bunkies told me bout that shit.. and I couldnt stop fuckin laughin. his excuse was "I thought it would be better than going bare back"..
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On the same note, also a lock up story.
Dont beat off with icy hot. One of my bunkies told me bout that shit.. and I couldnt stop fuckin laughin. his excuse was "I thought it would be better than going bare back"..
fillyacup you got it dead on. dems da 1's rite there. They used to CUM (get it) in hella different flavors and they were all hella bomb 2! That bitch i sprayed and marty know first hand. hahahaha.
Oh man i got a fucced up gay jacc off story and you couldn't tell me this aint gay. We was hangin out at my homies house watchin t.v., me my cousin and a couple other homies. They was flippin through da channels and of course came across da freak nasty channel (oh by the way were all like 15-16ish) when this gay ass thought occurred... My cousin and his homie decided to have a jacc off contest to see who could nutt the fastest in front of eachother! Da rest of us did it wiggling to da next room to give them some privacy when all of sudden we hear a loud ass smacc then "bitch ass nigga" another loud ass smacc then "aw fucc naw." Da homie nutted first and won THEN SLAPPED MY COUSIN IN FACE WIT A HAND FULL OF NUTT! My cousin finished wit a face full of nutt and managed to SLAP DA HOMIE WIT A HAND FULL OF NUTT. I don't care how you look at it that is hella ggggaaaayyyyy!!!!!!
Oh man i got a fucced up gay jacc off story and you couldn't tell me this aint gay. We was hangin out at my homies house watchin t.v., me my cousin and a couple other homies. They was flippin through da channels and of course came across da freak nasty channel (oh by the way were all like 15-16ish) when this gay ass thought occurred... My cousin and his homie decided to have a jacc off contest to see who could nutt the fastest in front of eachother! Da rest of us did it wiggling to da next room to give them some privacy when all of sudden we hear a loud ass smacc then "bitch ass nigga" another loud ass smacc then "aw fucc naw." Da homie nutted first and won THEN SLAPPED MY COUSIN IN FACE WIT A HAND FULL OF NUTT! My cousin finished wit a face full of nutt and managed to SLAP DA HOMIE WIT A HAND FULL OF NUTT. I don't care how you look at it that is hella ggggaaaayyyyy!!!!!!
oh one more...da homie was tellin us dat he hadn't busted a nut in a lil over a month so he was in da bathroom beatin his meat and when he skeeted he shot himself in da jaw and most of the side of his face but kept goin cuz it felt so good. That's just nasty, but im not sure what i would do in dat situation either.
@ blunt hogg 559 and f31roger how da fucc am i gay when them niggas is da one's beatin they shit in front of each other. I clearly said me and da other homies did it wigglin as in we were not around them. Wasnt nobody tryin to see dat shit. And Fatblunts209 lighten da fucc up da stories are gay but FUNNY dats why i posted them so everyone can get a good laugh cuzz.