Am I the only shrimp dicked mutha fucka around here

[2-0-NINE]

Damn I havnt laughed so hard In a long ass time damn...think I started to tear up




Yeah.. The frist bitch i ever fucked.. Took off the condom while I was fucking.. and I didnt care then..

every bitch after that.. condom all the way..

Fuck that shit I trust No hoe


people.. really have 2in dicks? Like when its hard??
that shit cant be ture.. thats like nothing

I cant belive.. Like maybe 4 or 5 being the smallest hard.. but 2

yeahhhhhhh Right..


But why would any guy admit to that.. I still dont believe it.. but It really doesnt matter..

cuz if guys got that small of dicks.. then I can hold my head very proud

and then shaft..

LMAO! Why are you setting standards for penis erections?! LMAO!! hahaha,

Like maybe 4 or 5 being the smallest hard.. but 2

LMAO!

 

[:ab:]

god damn this fool melo trauma has some of the best threads ever. this is one that made me crack up forever.

 

[:ab:]

Maybe its not her cervix, but its the part where it feels like the pussy ends, if that makes any sense.

This also reminds me about the time my brother was fuckin this one broad from behind, and on an outstroke, he pulled out somebody elses condom that had been left behind.

whoa

 

[Kon1]

I'll post a pic if you want proof

 

[Meta4iCAL]

lololololololol

 

[tweeze]

condoms shmondoms

AIDS SMAIDS LOL

 

[CHAPO GUZMAN]

i bet all you fucks who dont wear condoms are gonna be lookin real grimey and beat up in a couple years with aids babies, y'all might not even be around in a couple years.

Dont tell me you believe females when they say "im on the pill"?

 

[infinity]

"im not gonna get pregnant after that am i"

another good camping story