Wild ass storiez thread

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Oct 5, 2006
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plot a good story teller i remember he put on here the story bout fat steve gettin beat up by some bouncers
i remember when this happen to me in santa cruz. was at a tech n9ne concert and after the show i went upto a bouncer N asked him a question bout some shit that went down earlier with him N my homegirl.(not getting stupid or loud simple question.) then he jumped in my face N got loud talkin "you wanna fight mother fucker!" i was in shock like what so i squared up N a big ass bouncer stepped up like "u really wanna fight" i said fuck yea lets do it then i laughed. this dudes eyes got hella big when i laughed. he backed up N told me to leave. so after i realized he didnt wanna squab i turned to walk out. i see like 6 bouncers followin me but didnt care, i already knew they were pussies. then my bro hears one say stick him in the neck. y bro turns to talk shit N tells e what they said so i square up again N one rushes me from the side so we end up in a empty corner N i whoop his ass right before big dude lifts me off my feet and dips me. i keep swingin but then i had 6 dudes piled on me N i can see my boys rush in but then each one gets grabbed by two bouncers. so the ones on me each hold a arm and leg and main dude on me keeps slammin my head on the floor N everytime i laugh. i never seen someone so scared like that bouncer. everytime i laughed when he would slam my head his eyes would get big like he was thinkin "what the fuck is wrong with this dude?" funny ass story. all my boys were laughin at me.
 
Feb 21, 2006
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i remember when this happen to me in santa cruz. was at a tech n9ne concert and after the show i went upto a bouncer N asked him a question bout some shit that went down earlier with him N my homegirl.(not getting stupid or loud simple question.) then he jumped in my face N got loud talkin "you wanna fight mother fucker!" i was in shock like what so i squared up N a big ass bouncer stepped up like "u really wanna fight" i said fuck yea lets do it then i laughed. this dudes eyes got hella big when i laughed. he backed up N told me to leave. so after i realized he didnt wanna squab i turned to walk out. i see like 6 bouncers followin me but didnt care, i already knew they were pussies. then my bro hears one say stick him in the neck. y bro turns to talk shit N tells e what they said so i square up again N one rushes me from the side so we end up in a empty corner N i whoop his ass right before big dude lifts me off my feet and dips me. i keep swingin but then i had 6 dudes piled on me N i can see my boys rush in but then each one gets grabbed by two bouncers. so the ones on me each hold a arm and leg and main dude on me keeps slammin my head on the floor N everytime i laugh. i never seen someone so scared like that bouncer. everytime i laughed when he would slam my head his eyes would get big like he was thinkin "what the fuck is wrong with this dude?" funny ass story. all my boys were laughin at me.
santa cruz stories are the shit. i got plenty of those....
every time me and the homeboys hit the boardwalk we smash on 2-3 scraps . then they run home and come back with like 20 paisas tryin to find us on the beach hahaha. good times
 
Feb 21, 2006
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HAHA WOW! LOOK AT A MAP HOMIE MARIN COUNTY IS NORTH BAY 415 N YES I KNOW THAT FOR A FACT CUZ I USE TO SPLIT TIME UP THERE AND IN THE CITY
hahaha thats some shit.... well everything above sf is pretty much north bay and the only code i know to be in the north bay is 707. thats the first time i seen north bay 415 lol. oh well.