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What the heck did you just say about me, you little honey bun? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Cutie Patooties, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret tweets on Daddy Trump, and I have over 300 confirmed snookims. I am trained in butter biscuits and I’m the top sweetie in the entire US sugar doodles. You are nothing to me but just another Daddy. I will cuddle you the heck out with warmth the likes of which has never been felt before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that dookie doo to me over the Internet? Think again, cutie. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Mommies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the huggie wuggies, deary. The huggies that wipes out the silly little thing you call your meanie doodles. You’re in trouble, Daddy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can tweet you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in butter boops, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Cutie Wooties Fruity Tooties and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your widdle face, you little cutie pie. If only you could have known what huggie wuggies your little “tweetie weetie” was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your mouthy wouthy. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, honey buns. I will wiggle woop all over you and you will drown in it. You’re really sweet, honey.


Edit: You guys are all so sweet I just cant handle it
https://i.imgur.com/KJIq6Na.jpg


edit 2: My most upvoted comment, first, second, and third reddit gold. All for some 0 effort copy pasta shitpost. Thanks guys, I love you all, cutie patooties or not.

Canadians are always dreaming up a lotta ways to ruin our lives.

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I think this is where we refer to infinity as "Scott Mixerr."

Holy fucking shit @ that AP9 video wtf lol

He was posting how it’s going to change the game and it’s the best animated video ever lol

French dip sammich and a small garden salad Fo lunch

i dunno if it was the fact i pounded 5 brown shuggas or what. but i drank half of a jungle juice peach mango shatter and i was super lit to the point i didnt move from the couch for hours....

drinking that shatter was more like me mixing it w/ 8oz sprite and chugging it in 5 seconds.

@nolettuce narc

just ordered a western burger wif garlic fries

That's hyphy............

Queefs done choked

The sicc feels dead

@Nuttkase go brown bag in a park u bum

high

Hi

Great post