Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

You can tell these folks got coked up then probably did 5-6 rounds too many shots they probably got 86'd is why they're back so early

This one dude keeps asking "so they're coming?" every 30 seconds or so lol he completely forgets he asked it too

Drunk people are morons...

"but you can't just get my keys?"

"no. They're locked in a safe. I can't get into a safe im sorry"

"but can't you call anyone?"
"no im sorry, there's no one to call i have no way to contact the concierge and the only thing i can do is refer you to a locksmith "

" but you can't get the keys though? Isnt there someone we can call" - repeat literally 20+ times

I think all these people are on acid i feel like this isn't even real life

My pizza is probably weird now from just sitting there unrefigerated for an hour i hope it doesn't collapse / fall apart

That was pretty much the absolute last of my money too

Dank season!

That looks nice

Please Lord just let me cook this pie with no more interruptions

I just want to feel pizzas warm loving embrace is that so much to ask

I've got three of my four plants hanging in the spare bedroom, my house smells great! It's a good thing the fourth plant can go longer too, I'm running out of space to hang them in that room. Good problem to have.

#Recreational

I GOT THE JUICE!

IM KNOWN AS A VETERAN YO BITCH GIVE ME DAPS

IF YOU AINT FROM MY HOOD YOU CAN GET FROM ROUND HERE
CUZ WE GON SMOKE HYDRO AND WE GON DRINK BEER

Yes

A resident just gave me $20 and said i was good people and they appreciate me

That's awesome because i blew that money on fatburger earlier and needed that for gas lol

Hell yeah. I appreciate and support you too but I'll show you by slapping you in the face. A direct backhand that would knock you out. Nahmsayin

YEEN NARF MEMPHIS LIKE ME

Do you do the crossword puzzle

JASOOOOOON DERUUUULOOOOO