Clown the scrubs lawn and or garden above 2010

^sprays weed killer directly onto his lawn.

^ applied Winterizer fertilizer to his lawn in April

^^^^ Thought outlining his lawn in barkdust would make no one notice his crabgrass

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Has 3 ant colonies living under the lawn.

^^^Has 3 moles living under his lawn tearing it the fuck up

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Has the kid next door playing on his lawn all day

^^wakes up every morning to find a fresh dog shit on his poorly maintained crabgrass

^^^^ has itchy lawn




beacause its crabs
















and by lawn i mean his girls lawn





























and by his girls lawn i mean his girls pubes has crabs

nah not anymore she got that shit sorted homie

^^^Lets his grass get 6 inches long (no marty)

^^bought a bunch of these and tried to pass it off as actual grass

^ This is the best looking and cleanest lawn in his neighborhood:

^^^ Over waters his lawn

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Has all the cats of the neighborhood pissing all over his crabgrass.

^ has dog poop covering his lawn

^^^ Thinks Crab Grass is an STD

^^^spray paints his crab grass blue and calls it kentucky blue grass