Twas The Night Befo' Christmas (ANOTHER B12 & JAY TEE HOME INVASION!)

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DJ Mark 7

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Twas the night before Christmas, and all thru the hood...There was a knock at my door (Wait...I don't know ANYBODY!) This CAN'T be good!

I sat on my sofa, drinking eggnog with glee...About to watch The Brady Bunch Christmas Special on my 32" TV


 

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When all of a sudden, I heard such a clatter...I jumped off my ass to see what was the matter!

I opened my blinds and much to my suprise...It was B12 and Jay Tee with an infrared beam between my eyes!


 

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Okay FUCK the Christmas song...Shit was ALL BAD from here on in......

As soon as they walked in, B12 demanded to know where the liquor was...I PRAYED for him to not take my life, but they already smelled like a distillery so I KNEW I was in trouble



I quickly ran and got all the liquor I could round up and try to calm them...It worked...For a minute....

 

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With me in pain and agony...Plus my bathroom in complete despair, they proceeded to finish up Jay Tee's long awaited "High Caliber" album (dropping March '03)

I didn't have ANY creative input as u can see


 

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After shitting and throwing up in my bathroom, B12's tummy was quite empty...So he helped himself to my last remaining vittles



Even with their constant mistreatment, I STILL hate to see them leave!

 
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HAHAHAHA especially at them with their hands out for the Vicodin

When you said they were on their way over I kinda hoped you'd end up posting something like this again. Who the hell was taking the pictures though ??