Where you at EVERgREENRIDER??

squatting outside while taking a dump is better for your health instead of sitting on the toilet and taking a dump.

Some kids shit on my walkway a few years ago. I guess their crackhead-mom told them to. They got upset because their stupid chihuahua kept shitting on my lawn (see the correlation) and I kept calling Animal Control because I couldn't catch the little fucker. The mother would look at me like I was crazy for saying she needs to come clean up her dog's shit, so I guess all of the frequent visits by Animal Control and the fines finally led her to tell her kids to shit on our walkway. I didn't know it was human shit until I tried to pick it up with a shovel and it just smeared like peanut butter. It was damn near impossible to get off of the shovel and walkway, even with the jet setting on the hose nozzle. What a piece of shit family.

Some kids shit on my walkway a few years ago. I guess their crackhead-mom told them to. They got upset because their stupid chihuahua kept shitting on my lawn (see the correlation) and I kept calling Animal Control because I couldn't catch the little fucker. The mother would look at me like I was crazy for saying she needs to come clean up her dog's shit, so I guess all of the frequent visits by Animal Control and the fines finally led her to tell her kids to shit on our walkway. I didn't know it was human shit until I tried to pick it up with a shovel and it just smeared like peanut butter. It was damn near impossible to get off of the shovel and walkway, even with the jet setting on the hose nozzle. What a piece of shit family.

Some kids shit on my walkway a few years ago. I guess their crackhead-mom told them to. They got upset because their stupid chihuahua kept shitting on my lawn (see the correlation) and I kept calling Animal Control because I couldn't catch the little fucker. The mother would look at me like I was crazy for saying she needs to come clean up her dog's shit, so I guess all of the frequent visits by Animal Control and the fines finally led her to tell her kids to shit on our walkway. I didn't know it was human shit until I tried to pick it up with a shovel and it just smeared like peanut butter. It was damn near impossible to get off of the shovel and walkway, even with the jet setting on the hose nozzle. What a piece of shit family.

The Police Need Your Help Catching the ‘Portland Pooper’



hopefully you’ve already ate, because this is absolutely disgusting. And of course, this is happening in Portland – bringing a whole new meaning to Keeping Portland Weird.

A mystery man in Portland, Oregon who has been dubbed the Portland Pooper was caught on camera literally pinching it off all over a local business owner’s property, and now police need your help to put this guy away.

The man who unfortunately had his business shit on, finally got tired of the serial shitter and set up a video camera to catch him in the act.

Hopefully you’ve already ate, because this is absolutely disgusting. And of course, this is happening in Portland – bringing a whole new meaning to Keeping Portland Weird. A mystery man in Portland, Oregon who has been dubbed the Portland Pooper was caught on camera literally pinching it off all over a local business owner’s property, and now police need your help to put this guy away.

The Portland Pooper was caught on video actually pulling off his belt, busting out some TP, leaned up against a wall outside the office and yeah… I think you know the rest. Even as the Pooper notices he’s being filmed, it doesn’t seem to faze him.

“He’s got to know something is going on,” the business owner told KOIN 6. “He squints and he’s paying attention.”

So with a flyer with the Pooper’s face has now been taped up across Portland, hopefully he will soon have to take responsibility for this disgusting act of poop terrorism.

“You just don’t really know what to expect around here,” a local resident told KOIN 6. “People, they like do their own thing, they kind of march to the beat of their own drum.”


The Police Need Your Help Catching the 'Portland Pooper' - That Oregon Life

Some kids shit on my walkway a few years ago. I guess their crackhead-mom told them to. They got upset because their stupid chihuahua kept shitting on my lawn (see the correlation) and I kept calling Animal Control because I couldn't catch the little fucker. The mother would look at me like I was crazy for saying she needs to come clean up her dog's shit, so I guess all of the frequent visits by Animal Control and the fines finally led her to tell her kids to shit on our walkway. I didn't know it was human shit until I tried to pick it up with a shovel and it just smeared like peanut butter. It was damn near impossible to get off of the shovel and walkway, even with the jet setting on the hose nozzle. What a piece of shit family.