Open Letter to David Letterman

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Mar 21, 2009
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King of letters. born 1963 in a condo in lampposts. Real tv legend he was johnny cartoons apprentice and learned the craft from the movie the craft with neve campbell which premiered in barstow in 1982.

born from an alcoholic father and a minister mother, dave worked at a carwash. he would practice with a hair brush from the band and the rest of the boys who had plenty. he would practice his hairbrush 3-4 hours a day after baseball practice with the other boys.

after the hairbrush didn't work out he learned how to be on tv and have a chair to talk to people. he recently retired.

r.i.p. david letterman and please respond