Moving a Sleep Number bed

do you live near a home depot?

your going to need several of these:

home depot moving utility items

Taking apart beds is beyond my skill level and I'm a lvl 1000 wizard.

2 guys and a truck bro.
or call the place you got the bed from and see if they can move it for you. my ex wife was in a similar situation and called the furniture place she got it from and they helped her move her stuff she bought from them.

first, clear the room to give you plenty of space to work with.

Proceed to use the nearest flammable household liquid (gasoline siphoned from your gas tank work great, but I prefer Everclear at times.

Pour chosen liquid in a pile in tee center of the bed, dont be stingy, keep pouring.

now youll need an ignition source, i always liked flickin a blunt roach amd aimimg for the middle of the puddle of gasoline.

Step back and close the door, wait about 20 minutes before checkin it or calling the fire dept.

now draft a letter to Sleep Number explaining the fire that was caused by their faulty product, and how you barely survived the disaster. Send them pictures of the damage and a good sob story about how this has scarred your family for life and given you nightmares, caused you to become an alcoholic and now this incident is threatening your marriage.


6-8 weeks later you should have the crew from Extreme Home Makeover showing up at your door ready to get down

it should work

You must be a lvl 2000 wizard

What's your sleep number?

Aint them for old people?

I always see old people in the commercials. You got a fallen and cant get up bracelet too bro?

Haha... id take one tho... but then again, im old...

You might have to remove a wall in the house. Or just burn the damn this and run.

Congrats on moving your bed Matt