Ill cut your fucking head off!!! and other great threats

or

"ya vas a ver cabron, le voy a decir a mis hermanos que te partan la madre"

or

"no te la vas aguantar cuando me veas en el club con otro"

lol .......oh god! I love my crazy latina's though..lol

"bitch ima fuck all yo friends!" directed towards a girlfriend

Quieres bronca guey? Te voy a partir el ojico.

"I will cut your shitty arms off and hand you a medium rare stake mutha fucka"

I hear that all the fucking time.

"Im going to kill myself" has been a trend with past boyfriends over many years. Think the first bf that told me that was in like 7th or 8th grade. None of em even TRIED to do it... smh.



"If you don't come home I'm gonna *Insert insane chit*"

^ They threaten their own lives cause they know they cant fuck with meee...

*knock on wood*

"I'll be back."

"I'LL PUT THIS CHEESE ON YOUR TACO BURGER"

Consequences will never be the same.

"imma stick my gators up yo ass, show ya insides some style!"

-buck nasty

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yeah, shawn murdered me with that one. lol

ima giveya a taste o the back o me hand if ya don bring meh beer woman and get ta rubbin meh feet

"i'll knock the meat outcha taco nigga" my boy tower said that once haha

"touch me and i'll sue" - square

i'll knock the taste outta ya square ass faggot mouth you aint funny man get off the stage a get a real comedian up there wheres carrot top at he is funnier than this loser

me drunk at the comedy club just before i was ever so nicely escorted out.

Fuck you and ya dead homies!

My boy said that once while he was smashin on somebody. Cold shit.

I'll hit you so hard your mother will feel it.