That's gotta be the most morbid and depressing shit I've read since the last time I accidentally wandered into the MIR board and saw Timm talking to SMCrazy about having to sleep with their dogs just to get laid. Fuckin' weirdo 90's babies.
Why's everyone think that Sprite helps you with bubble guts? I've never drank Sprite and then thought "Well, now that gave me loads of displaced shit. I'll go get rid of it now."
Somehow it's always helped me. I think it makes your burp, instead of fart, which you don't want if you have diarrhea workin it's way to your anus. Otherwise, you'll have crap coming out like a semi-clogged paintball gun, and that sucks. That happens to me when I eat too much Cap'n Crunch
