In a given week I only do about 15 mins of real work. I'm not lazy I just don't care!

Nah, you're lazy!

I take really long breaks and then make up fake down time to write on my production report

This is the working man's anthem! Also he should have said, I'm too lazy and dumb to study something that will give me a skill to make money at something I enjoy doing.

What do you do magic wisdom?

in a given 40 hour work week i probably do about 4 hours of actual work. its not all that great lol

Kinda funny after the long break where I wrote that when I went back to my machine my boss was waiting there for me and told me to take shorter breaks lol

Back when I had this one job a while ago I used to take 2 hour lunch breaks, sometimes I would get drunk during lunch and smoke a blunt. Those good old days are long gone since now I'm self employed, it's a whole different ball game when you are working for yourself.