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Asian Male Porn Stars Are Badly Needed In Japan! | News | FHM.com.ph


The Japanese industry has 70 male porn stars and 10,000 female actresses. It needs your help.



Are you currently hunting for a job? Or maybe looking for another career that can revitalize your passion for life? Do you prefer working in an environment surrounded by a lot of gorgeous Japanese girls? Then bro, we might have some good news for you.

Apparently, the Japanese porn industry is presently (and badly) in need of Asian male actors who would be willing to participate in filming adult videos. The scarcity is so bad that popular Japanese porn stars are now sending out SOS messages in social media to get help and relieve them of their "hard life."


In August 2014, Japanese porn actor Shimiken—also dubbed as the Japanese King of Porn—sent out a tweet that describes the current status of the porn industry in the Land of the Rising Sun.



Better translated, here's what the 35-year-old porn star had to say, according to the New York Daily News:

“In this industry, there are only 70 male porn stars to 10,000 women. The number of male porn stars in Japan is less than that of Bengal tigers,” he wrote. “With 4,000 new films every month, the number of male actors simply isn’t enough. This industry is like a hole in the wall that needs to get bigger!”

A ratio of 70 male actors to 10,000 female porn stars? Now, that's really an alarming difference! And take note, they're also producing thousands of adult films every month. We bet even Totoy Mola would scream for help.


In an interview with Details Magazine, Shimiken shared that he had bedded over 7,500 girls in his 19-year AV career. Because of this deficit, production houses require him to film 21 different sex films a week. A dream job for some? Well, not really. Judging by the numbers alone, you can easily tell that it's definitely exhausting, and would suck the life out of you.

So gents, if you're confident enough and believe you have all the libido and endurance to help save the limping Japanese porn industry, then quit your jobs now, book a flight to Japan, and help Shimiken and his pals fill in the gaping hole.

After all, you'll be "working" with girls looking as hot as this:








See you in Japan, folks!
 

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yeah, dont think ill be traveling across the world for vagina, them bitches can come here if its that serious

and last i understood, japanese porn is censored anyway, they can take they blurry porn and stick it up they blurry ass

they aint ready for "western porn" ....and i dont meet the average asian size of 3 inches anyway
 
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Japanese porn makes no fucking sense. Besides the nonsense blurring, lots of times the chicks have looks on their faces like they're being raped. Rape might even be the actual storyline, but it's hard to tell wtf is even going on. The fact that Japanese women look super young doesn't make it any better.

Only 70 dudes? This article sounds fake. Even if the guys don't get paid it seems like you should always have more men willing to do porn than women.
 
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21 scenes a week.
That's full time, 7 days a week, blowing 3 loads a day. Or 5 days, 4 loads a day. I'd need some serious "assistance" to make that happen.

Just seems like a serious grind to me. Shots in different locations. Each shot taking at least 2 hours from start to finish.

Doesn't sound that fun. Maybe at first but I can definitely see how someone wouldn't really want this gig.
 

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why id have *NO* interest traveling alllll the way to japan to fuck some bitches w shallow ass pussies and fish breath

you ever hit the bottom of a small ass asian bitches pussy and have to play small dick, you know what im talkin bout

but im not dissing asian girls i love um

but on the tip of like japanese born raised chicks...ole delicate ass bitches, prolly would flinch if you hit it from the back and cry like newborn babies. yeah im super cool

on top of that stupid ass bitches would lowkey treat me racist and nickname me 'horse dick' or some shit. when i stayed at academy of art dumb ass japanese/korean/chinese broads basically callled me by some weird name i forgot what it was that came down to calling me a pretty boy, i was 17 or something so i wasnt like in full grown ass man stage yet...later on after i got kicked out of the dorm i found out almost 3/4ths of them ugly ass crooked teeth havin asian broads had crushes on me, the only broad that acted on it pulled me in the female bathroom and dry humped me like a weirdo, language barrier wasnt gonna have me raping no broad even pulled in the bathroom all i remember is this bitch was breathing all heavy and her breath smelled like straight up sushi, sharp ass fuckin teeth big head ass bitch., shoulda just grabbed her big ass head and stuck it in her fuckin butt. all the bitches was ugly scept for that specific broad and one japanese girl named yumi, damn yumi was fine.....like brown skinned japanese girl which was super rare obviously, one of those japanese girls that were obviously up on her swag, like the way she dressed was dope, way beyond every other girl there, was like the one cool girl there, couldnt speak a lick of english but she started trying to figure it out and you better bet every nigga was tryna teach her (and the korean humping bitch) english right, so between me and my nigga darnell (there were four black guys, the other 2 were nerds so no bitches paid them any attention, me and darnell were the only niggas who got some sort of action from the fish crew) well damn yumi either had a straight up crush on darnell or darnell pulled her, cuz id'a fucked that bitch all day and night dude. darnell was your normal LA football player curly hair buff nigga so he had the advantage on that specific bitch right

anyway let me continue telling yall this story if you havent heard it cuz the shit is so hilarious

so darnell and yumi start fucking right, and im not even mad bro cuz im like glad the homie if anyone is hitting the bitch and tbh i was on the top floor where there was a gang of broads, and i was tryna bang the indian broad anyway, sp back to my boy and yumi hes like steady banging the broad and she still cant speak no english, i dunno how he talked to the broad prolly just talked with his dick in her mouth, , ao here comes the funny part, its like xmas time so everyone at the dorm leaves and goes home, i mean except for alot of these foreign exchange students right, cuz whos tryna go across the world for a week or two for xmas and shit for all i know these muthafuckas dont even celebrate xmas not tryna be racist w that comment (i said worse comments already) so most of the foreign exchange students stayed at the dorm over xmas. so my nigga darnell went back to pasadena , and the yumi bitch stayed at the dorm. well darnell's roomate at the dorm was thie nigga named italo, italo like....looked damn near 42, hairline was pushed hella far back, he had this ponytail on top of the fucked up hairline, and on top of this had some crooked ass tetris teeth (yall remember the tetris tooth joke, i'd say he was like level 6 tetris tooth havin a lil problems halfway in the game) smoked cigarettes but his thing was smoking 'spliffs' which in europe (i stopped typing this shit for liek 20 minutes.) is like, smoking weed with tobacco.

so let me get to the funny part of the story. yumi used to chill in their dorm room because she would be sleeping in darnells bed and shit, so she got used to staying in their dorm room instead of her own.

so while darnell was gone.......
i dunno how this happened but this nigga italo, ugly ass austin powers with a pony tail lookin ass italo!! started fucking pretty ass yumi!! i dont know how he pulled it off man! the funny shit is, italo didnt speak english either, but both yumi and italo spoke different languages! how this nigga got to hit that bitch i will never know bro!

so anyways right darnell comes home after xmas break, now all of us who knew were like aww shit italo bout to get beat up. cuz that bitches pussy looked like it was fire. you know how sometimes you can just look at a bitch & tell she got the tightness by how she be walkin. so man, here comes darnell walkin in right, i hadnt seen yumi that morning so....i kinda figured she was in the room. so.......this nigga darnell walk in on yumi and italo ugly ass in bed together. i was on the 4th floor they were on the 1st floor i heard all the yelling and shit.

italo escaped an ass whipping cuz i guess at the end of the day darnell was from LA and knew how shit rolled but he was trippin cuz italo was crazy lookin. how he hit the twat ill never know but maybe once darnell loosed up the goose she was fair game.

so end of the story after all that shit went down niggas was mad at eachother for a few days, yumi felt like a ho or whatever cuz darnell went right back to smashing her and shit,then all the sudden italo stopped coming in the dorm room...he started staying in her room....and then all the sudden she started staying in her room more than darnells dorm room....lmao...straight hoin it up on both of them and shit. so i peeped game. i remember going to darnells room to kinda console him about the situation cuz he seemed a lil hurt for the playa type dude he acted like he was....

so i kinda knock but i notice hes slapping music mad loud so i walk in.
this nigga was STRAIGHT UP CRYING HIS HEART OUT TO:


and i go straight like:



so i guess the moral or the story is sexy ass japan pussy might not be that bad if she lookin super fire. well i fucked a japanese broad but technically she was hawaiian (you know how that bloodline works if you know the story) but let me not say anymore abt that one because dudes gf i fucked used to come on siccness (not you dude,i said hawaiian!) and i dont wanna hurt no feelings. but she was down to have a train ran on her by 7 guys so i shouldnt feel bad about mentioning that bitch anyway lmao

anyways story time is over goodnight
 
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That video about Japanese men watching American porn for the first time is funny though. I remember a few years back seeing some video of a Japanese guy explaining why he likes the cartoon shit saying real life sex is dirty, gross fluids etc. Japan is weird as fuck.