Dead body found in Colorado River in Austin, Texas!

Ok

RIP Mixerr

Kinda cool we have an autistic serial killer who videotapes his crimes boarding here.

lol my thoughts exactly we are gonna need that @VERSACERO photoshop asap.

:dead::dead::dead:

@Mixerr Reviews #666

This is Michael Mixerr. Today I will be reviewing a dead body. A body of a man in his 30s was found here in Austin, Texas. It was found floating in the Colorado River. The man was pronounced dead at the scene. He was no longer breathing! Austin PD is now investigating the cause of his death. The identity of the deceased man is yet to be released by the police. I hope Austin PD can bring some closure to the dead man's family. If you have any information on this case, please contact Austin police! I rate the Colorado River floating dead man, 5/5 *****!!!!!

whoa triple six tho? coincidence, I think not. something real sinister is among us friends.

What channel?

Mix Ima hit TX tomorrow any mfs in the north you want me to chop holla

This is Michael Mixerr. For this news review, I will talk about Fubuki-class destroyers.

Fubuki-class destroyers were built for the Imperial Japanese Navy following World War I. These Fubuki-class destroyer ships were equipped with long range torpedoes and long range missiles. These ships were the most powerful destroyers in the world when they were in service. Fubuki-class destroyers were used in World War II. The destroyer ships had a well formidable weapons system prepared for attack. Most destroyer ships have been ordered to be scrapped, rebuilt, and modernized. Today destroyer ships are still used to this day.

Mixerr is the best thing to happen to the siccness since crazy locs

I'd much rather hang with Mixerr tho...get him high get him some trim

Mixer can we get a review on that murder? Was it hella clean or sloppy jalopy?

I could see it now.. the cops head to arrest Mixerr and he's in his driveway riding around in circles



in the basket of his Schwinn trike is a boom box playing



as the cops approach you hear the crackle of the police radios say another body has been found in the Colorado River, that makes 5.... out of 5***!!!.. the cops draw their guns, the camera fades out as it lowers to Mixerr's face,


the cops yelling at him to get down on the ground as the screen turns to black you hear gunshots and frantic calls of "officer down.. 1 officer down.. no no 2 officers down...." /end