Craziest Shit Ever Experienced?

fuck it.

-Ive kissed a dead person. not my relatives, neether.

-I have a drinking problem. im not drinking right now, but im finna be.

-Ive pissed on a tombstone of a person i didnt know.

-Ive cursed god and mocked the religious all my life but in near-death situations ive called for gods help. I still dont believe in it, either.

-Ive seen how i'm going to die in a vision, ive also spoke to god in a vision and his voice appeared as clouds moving when he talked. i was in some sort of shallow lake while talking to him. he asked if i wanted to live, i said yes, and i woke up. i STILL dont believe in god. basically uhh, because i was on hella mushrooms when that happened, but it seemed a little too weird.

-Cannabalism actually interests me to the point where it may be an option one day.

-I killed my grandmothers dog by poisoning it and feel no remorse about it. I hated that dog.

-Over the course of a year and a half, i stole weed from one of the white roomates i had every day. I also took his pills, took his radio and put it in my room (kept it) and ate his food. all of which he knew about, none of which he did anything about.

-Ive spat in a babies face.

-I have a habit of carrying knives in my pocket and gripping it tightly while talking or looking at people.

-Ive got caught in a rip current/rip tide for what had to be the longest minute and something in my life. I said fuck the ocean ever since.

-Ive bought my dad crack, ive watched him smoke it. I say its his life.

-Ive got wacked out on dust, stumbled out of a movie theatre, sat down, pulled my pants down to my ankles and taken a piss sitting down forward, (making sure not to get it on myself, that would be wack) facing the window of people exiting the movie theatre.

-Ive window etched someones car.

-Prison on peyote buttons (google for info) had me scared as fuck.

-Ive felt totally horrible about beating the shit out of someone to the point where i wanted to help them immediately after.

-I actually liked teenage mutant ninja turtles so much as a kid that at one point, yes, i did eat ice cream on pizza. and actually liked it. the very thought of that makes me want to throw up right now.

-I've fucked a friends girlfriend back in the day and kept it a complete secret. theyre getting married soon, and im not gonna say anything.

-Marijuana and alcohol makes me watch things i wouldnt normally watch, like midget porn, BBW porn, old lady porn. when i sober up im like WTF? whats all this +70 porn on my shit?

-Ive stolen stashes from under tires and trashcans and bushes from both people ive known and people i havent. Nothing i would even attempt right now, but i was brainless at the time.

-Ive committed a physical hate crime as a child. basically dude just layed in a ditch all bloody.

-I just got my drivers liscense this year. I'm 26. I just never really gave a fuck enough to go to the dmv.

-I punched a girl in 6th grade straight in her face cuz she said some punk rock shit. i wouldnt hit a girl now, thats hella fucked up.

-I stole on a white boy because he said he liked depeche mode.

-I'm racist towards white people.

-I think terrorism is dope.

-I used to think tupac was horrible, and then it grew on me when i got older.

-I didnt beat mike tysons punch out! on nintendo until i was in my 20s.

-Ive been so high i didnt even know i was on my own block stealing shit out of cars. I looked up like "oh shit this is my nextdoor neighbor.."