Clown The Scrub Above 2018

^said it would be great to have two landing strips for people who like to land airplanes so he shaved a tiny landing strip up his ass crack too

^Is getting ready to go on home visits to the "bad guys houses" for his neighborhood watch team

^Has 52 piercings, his boyfriend has 52 piercings, and both are getting padlocked up together on their wedding night and throwing away the keys except his boyfriend's piercings are on the front and his are on the back.

^Took Art In School And Got Chosen To Come After School To Sketch Two Naked Models A Male And Female Two Different Days. He Skipped Out On The Day Of The Female But Went And Got Blowed The Day Before The Male Came And Had Him A Ball Drawing A Dick So Big That He Was Connecting Art Pages Of Paper Together With Masking Tape For 20 Mins.