Clown The Scrub Above 2017

^^Also He Weighs 135lbs And Does 25 Pushups Quick As Fuck To Impress Who Ever He Can So He Can Do Another 25 And So On And Never Has Gone Up More Than 25 Push Ups.

^Uses Windows 98 and a PS2 to escape his trailer park problems.

^Your Safe Has A Toothpick Shaped Like Dick In It And A Comb And That's It, Every Where You Go Is A "Hey Toothdick, You Looking Good."

^^The Toothdick Is About 4 Inches Long And 2 Inches Round And Switches In Them Out The Safe Between 27 Different Colors.

^Dropped out of the 6th grade because he got his hillbilly cousin pregnant.

^^in 7 grade had sex with his teacher...mr Johnson

^ is Mr. Johnson

^^posted on ap9's check picture that he was fine as fuck

^Has a rainbow colored dog that goes by the name EBT.

^One Hundred Times A Day At Fifteen Sets, But That's A Cartoon Diagram, What His Mom Sees Is Her Little Boy Getting Huge Stiff Forearms And She Couldn't Be Any Prouder.

^Next rural neighbor killer

^Goes To Through The Grocery Isle And Always Picks It As Banana Grab Day And Goes By And Puts Hexes And Curses On The Peaches

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^thinks hes the boss on the SICCNESS

^Rolls Gabe505's Weed For Him And Makes It Extra Sweet, Wet & Sticky.

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The Dawn Juan Of Throwing Flower Peddles As A Flower Girl At His Friends Weddings, Is Always Getting Asked, And Nobody Does It Better.

He Is Inspired By Wonderwoman He Is Tossing The Flowers Like He Is Tossing His Shield, Then He Wears The Tightest Thong To Keep Him In Line With Being A Girl At The Momement. Then He Holds Back And The Ring Bear Is His Giant Lover Tandem Which They Crawl Into Their Own Honeymooner Sweet And Break Off Each Other's Dicks In Each Others Asses.

Pushed Somebodies Momma Out The Way Last Wedding And Jumped Into A Mans Lap To Save The Ring From Falling On The Ground, Some Say It Was An *Accident But Others Say That's Where He Intended On Falling After He Faked The Ring Slipping Out His Anal Lube Fingers.

^ Yells "It's Morphin Time" everytime he cross dresses.

^Hangs His Butt Flaps In The Fan And Then Speaks With Them "Dick I Am Your Father"